Corrupt a Wish 2

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted. The fist punching Alligator is wearing them. Good luck.

I wish I had more root beer.  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, but it was actual beer and you got drunk and punched someone with your alligator fists

I wish Windows Vista wasn't so sucky  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you realize the error of your ways as DOS becomes even more frustrating to you.

I wish the old pokemon snap/Pokemon Stadium stations where still around.  

[Drake_XIV]

They are, but they have been modified that they blow up when some one touches them, glove or no glove.

I wish that a can flick my boogers at bullet speeds.  

[Visp]

Granted but you sneeze and kill 5 innocent bystanders twisted . you now serve a life sentance.

I wish it would rain  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, but it was battery acid rain you go out and you burn!

I wish the U.S. Army used the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!  

[Visp]

Granted... and it ends up blowing up because know one knew how to use it

I wish they would make a labyrinth 2 movie (with david bowie still)  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but then I make a "special appearance" and ruin the whole thing. twisted

I wish I had more time which to goof off.  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but something important always pops up.

I wish that I had known smooth-talking to girls was easy 2 years ago to this day.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but suddenly all the girls vanished and you rot away into nothingness.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school...  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now you have to go to a equally boring job.

I wish I could actually throw a pot.  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, but you end up throwing it on a trampoline and the pot hits you on the head making you unconscious and you go around crazy with a sword trying to remember who you are while getting chased by the yakuza

I wish I could pass the UEF's 5th mission  

[PhoenixBlade983]

Granted but then your game crashes and explodes your system.
I wish a new Yu-Gi-Oh game would come out already  

[KRaZyAmmo]

Granted, but it has became a crappy spin off and the cards melt and the game explodes and you throw the DS or SP across the room

I wish I had a bigger computer case.