HPs funny or interesting quotes...

[Joyun]

aerith_gainsbrough

Random_person_no1

"Moony presents his complimentsto Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally largenose out of other peoples business."

"Prongs agrees with Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

"Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor."

"Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

4 of my favourite sentences in one of my favourite books rofl exclaim

I agree all four of my FAVORITE! QUOTES! OF ALL TIME!!! Well, I think we'll get along great. LOL.

Aww...but I support Snape. *waves flag*
blaugh  

[Joyun]

"Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; He was rapidly becoming obsessed wit Draco Malfoy." rofl I love this one.

And another, from our favorite evil lord person.

"I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what I want them to do, without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who annoy me. I can make them hurt if I want to." -Lord Voldemort  

[Pow in the Wow]

Hermione:"Professor Dumbordore! We did it!"
Dumbordore:"Did whut? Good night =)"

LOL funny dat he didn't know dat hermione, and harry came back from da past. rolleyes  

[Targeted]

"Turn to page 394" -Snape

"I love you, Hermione" -Ron (Squeee!)  

[Targeted]

xtc.laoz

Hermione:"Professor Dumbordore! We did it!"
Dumbordore:"Did whut? Good night =)"

LOL funny dat he didn't know dat hermione, and harry came back from da past. rolleyes

Actually Dumbledore knew, but he was pretending not to because technically, Hermione and Harry werent suppost to use the Time Turner for that  

[jaslow]

Quote:

'So light a fire!' Harry choked.
'Yes-of course-but there's no wood!' Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
'HAVE YOU GONE MAD?' Ron bellowed. 'ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?'

Always makes me laugh.  

[Griselda Banks]

Actually, one of my favorites is the very first sentence of the first book.

"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of Number Four, Privet Drive, were pleased to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."

Wonderful way to begin a story ^_^  

[camouflage_girl]

Random_person_no1

"Moony presents his complimentsto Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally largenose out of other peoples business."

"Prongs agrees with Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

"Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor."

"Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

4 of my favourite sentences in one of my favourite books rofl exclaim

omg~ i love that part too!! sirius's response is the funniest..haha  

[~+is_Kaytee+~]

Quote:

"I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment," Dumbledore said to Uncle Vernon, "but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness."

- Half-Blood Prince; page 48

this is so funny. rofl i can just picture Dumbledore saying that in a completely nutral voice, like it was the most polite thing in the world. rofl  

[camouflage_girl]

jaslow88

Quote:

'So light a fire!' Harry choked.
'Yes-of course-but there's no wood!' Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
'HAVE YOU GONE MAD?' Ron bellowed. 'ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?'

Always makes me laugh.

that made me crack up too rofl

dude, harry potter has so many funny parts that you couldn't possibly name 'em all...i just love the series!! Go J.K. Rowling!! xd  

[camouflage_girl]

"Hey, Big D!"
Dudley turned.
"Oh," he grunted. "It's you."
"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning and falling into step beside his cousin. "But you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"I said, SHUT IT!" said Dudley, whose ham-like hands had curled into fists.
"Don't the boys know that's what your mum calls you?"
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"
Dudley said nothing. The effort of keeping himself from hitting Harry seemed to be demanding all his self-control.
"So who've you been beating up tonight?" Harry asked, his grin fading. "Another ten-year-old? I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago ---"
"He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
"Oh yeah?"
"He cheeked me."
"Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true..."

lol! not my favorite quote, but funny all the same...  

[Normalcyphobic]

The first quote that popped in my head was "What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" by M. Weasley. I know it's in the movie not the book but it's still funny.  

[evil_black_cat]

these are great!!! rofl 4laugh 3nodding  

[Usagi Dreamer Kohaku]

"I was quite unfortunate in my youth to come upon a vomit flavoured one, but I suppose I will be safe with a nice toffee"
...
"Alas! Earwax!"


Dumbledore on Bertie Botts Every Flavoured Beans


Its a favourite of my Harry Potter class at school.  

[LeighMae]

"I sommley swear that I am up to no good." I love that one. heart