STAND UP COMDEY!!

[Commander Nitro]

Q: Whats a mummies favorite kind of music

A: 'Wrap'  

[LuvlyMrDevil]

lol  

[LuvlyMrDevil]

what did the ocean say to the seashore?

nothing it just waved  

[Commander Nitro]

CROW-SENSEI

what did the ocean say to the seashore?

nothing it just waved

ha ha ha thats funny lol  

[Commander Nitro]

there was a house made of blue bricks a red house made of red bricks a purple house made of purple bricks an orange house made of orange bricks what color bricks do u think a green house has none its glass  

[cobthecobbler]

lol i get it but you could have introduced it better xD

hmm
So A woman walks into a priest and hits his holy staff
"OH GOD!"

emo  

[Commander Nitro]

what? confused  

[cobthecobbler]

I dont know its horrible crying  

[Commander Nitro]

do you want me to leave and let you cry in tha corner twisted  

[Cunning Remark]

No!
My corner!

 

[cobthecobbler]

Thanx *goes into the corner with a hot glue gun* *glues wrist to wall*  

[Cunning Remark]

Aww...
Now I need to find a new corner...

 

[Commander Nitro]

ha ha ha dont worry we can amputate it and re-paint so theres no red on the wall -grabs saw- no one has to know twisted  

[cobthecobbler]

right before you tried to amputate me I exploded and now my blood 'tis everywhere twisted
my blood is explosive too so watch out twisted

PS I took a katana and cut off my wrist right before I glued my wrist to the wall, so secretly I wasnt there ninja ninja  

[Commander Nitro]

ok screw this -grabs a fire hose that shoots paint and sqirts everywhere-
ha ha ha no red