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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:49 am
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... I know the defining moment for some of those tin heads out there.
Obama being elected and winning.
Voting for 'fame', yeah that's a good way to vote I hope it bites them all in the ******** a**.

Anyway, since it being the late 80's for me... I was born in 1987.

There isn't too much that I'm proud of that happened in that time.
Reunification of Germany?

Weren't there some conflicts at that time as well?


Eh, Obama doesn't really count. Not yet.

And there were, but the reunification of an entire country is a big deal.


They beg to differ.
Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h!

I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen.

Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.


Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets.  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:52 am
Inquisitor Brock
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Inquisitor Brock
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... I know the defining moment for some of those tin heads out there.
Obama being elected and winning.
Voting for 'fame', yeah that's a good way to vote I hope it bites them all in the ******** a**.

Anyway, since it being the late 80's for me... I was born in 1987.

There isn't too much that I'm proud of that happened in that time.
Reunification of Germany?

Weren't there some conflicts at that time as well?


Eh, Obama doesn't really count. Not yet.

And there were, but the reunification of an entire country is a big deal.


They beg to differ.
Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h!

I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen.

Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.


Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets.
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?  

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:49 am
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Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel
Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel
... I know the defining moment for some of those tin heads out there.
Obama being elected and winning.
Voting for 'fame', yeah that's a good way to vote I hope it bites them all in the ******** a**.

Anyway, since it being the late 80's for me... I was born in 1987.

There isn't too much that I'm proud of that happened in that time.
Reunification of Germany?

Weren't there some conflicts at that time as well?


Eh, Obama doesn't really count. Not yet.

And there were, but the reunification of an entire country is a big deal.


They beg to differ.
Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h!

I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen.

Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.


Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets.
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?
Am I the only one that noticed the beer glasses dont come in 40 .oz  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:45 pm
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Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel
Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel
... I know the defining moment for some of those tin heads out there.
Obama being elected and winning.
Voting for 'fame', yeah that's a good way to vote I hope it bites them all in the ******** a**.

Anyway, since it being the late 80's for me... I was born in 1987.

There isn't too much that I'm proud of that happened in that time.
Reunification of Germany?

Weren't there some conflicts at that time as well?


Eh, Obama doesn't really count. Not yet.

And there were, but the reunification of an entire country is a big deal.


They beg to differ.
Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h!

I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen.

Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.


Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets.
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.  

war_junky 91


OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:57 pm
war_junky 91
Fresnel
Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel
Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel
... I know the defining moment for some of those tin heads out there.
Obama being elected and winning.
Voting for 'fame', yeah that's a good way to vote I hope it bites them all in the ******** a**.

Anyway, since it being the late 80's for me... I was born in 1987.

There isn't too much that I'm proud of that happened in that time.
Reunification of Germany?

Weren't there some conflicts at that time as well?


Eh, Obama doesn't really count. Not yet.

And there were, but the reunification of an entire country is a big deal.


They beg to differ.
Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h!

I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen.

Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.


Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets.
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.


That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:36 pm
OberFeldwebel
war_junky 91
Fresnel
Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel


They beg to differ.
Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h!

I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen.

Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.


Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets.
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.


That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.  

Fresnel
Crew

Citizen


OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:39 pm
Fresnel
OberFeldwebel
war_junky 91
Fresnel
Inquisitor Brock
OberFeldwebel


They beg to differ.
Selling 'Obama Coins' 24 kt Gold b***h!

I'm sure there's more merchandise that I haven't seen.

Oh yeah, Obama collector's plates.


Niggers will buy anything, they bought KFC commemorative buckets.
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.


That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:44 pm
OberFeldwebel
Fresnel
OberFeldwebel
war_junky 91
Fresnel
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.


That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.
Stress causes high blood pressure, which can in turn cause a stroke. Before Vince was an infomercial actor, he was a shitty comedian, and when he later pissed off the Co$, they shut down his business because most of his workers were scientologists and they all filed false police reports against him, or so he says. He sued the church for it, soo...

I find it humorous that a man named Vince Offer is an infomercial salesman. You sir, are one special Offer.  

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Crew

Citizen


OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:49 pm
Fresnel
OberFeldwebel
Fresnel
OberFeldwebel
war_junky 91
Fresnel
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.


That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.
Stress causes high blood pressure, which can in turn cause a stroke. Before Vince was an infomercial actor, he was a shitty comedian, and when he later pissed off the Co$, they shut down his business because most of his workers were scientologists and they all filed false police reports against him, or so he says. He sued the church for it, soo...

I find it humorous that a man named Vince Offer is an infomercial salesman. You sir, are one special Offer.


Yeah I suppose it would cause it. Alright then.

Ooo, he left the scientologists and to top it off without good standing?
Yeah... that's not good.

His name is actually Vince Offer? That isn't a stage name?
Oh god... emotion_facepalm  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:51 pm
OberFeldwebel
Fresnel
OberFeldwebel
war_junky 91
Fresnel
POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.


That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.

It's only a matter of time before they get Billy Mayes.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.  

Krilliad


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:55 pm
Battlefield Reaper
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OberFeldwebel
war_junky 91
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POOR PEOPLE will buy anything. Seriously. s**t like Jack LaLanne Juicers and the ShamWOW... try to find that s**t in a middle- or upper-class house. You won't. This begs the question: Which came first, being poor or spending money on infomercial s**t?

Lol, i have actually considered buying the ShamWOW just to test it out.


That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.

It's only a matter of time before they get Billy Mayes.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.


I heard that he's selling cars.
I actually heard the radio commercial.

His hand gestures rival that of... hmm...
dare I say...
Hitler?  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:57 pm
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That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.

It's only a matter of time before they get Billy Mayes.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.


I heard that he's selling cars.
I actually heard the radio commercial.

His hand gestures rival that of... hmm...
dare I say...
Hitler?

Yes, very expressive hands he has thar.  

Krilliad


OberFeldwebel

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:06 pm
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That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.

It's only a matter of time before they get Billy Mayes.
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.


I heard that he's selling cars.
I actually heard the radio commercial.

His hand gestures rival that of... hmm...
dare I say...
Hitler?

Yes, very expressive hands he has thar.


He may be brainwashed and used against us like how the Borg tried to use Captain Picard.

I do hope that resistance is not futile.  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:12 pm
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That Chamois or however you spell it, sucks. It doesn't even work.
Super absorbent my a**, the ******** s**t just pushes the water around.

I don't know why she bought it, maybe she's just a sucker.

We didn't buy it from the infomercials but rather at the state fair.

Also, is that ShamWow! guy wearing that ridiculous headset to hide the fact that he had a stroke and the right side of his face is partially paralyzed?

If you didn't notice, look at that side of his face carefully. Mind you the microphone is a big distraction.

I just wonder what caused it, in my opinion nothing natural could have caused it for him.
Probably stress and Scientologist spies.


Stress can set off a stroke?
... oh s**t. eek

My money is on the Scientologist spies.
But if they're poisoning infomercial actors why should we care? rofl


... it has come to mind that we may be next.
Arm the fighters, load the bombers, fuel the tanks and plan the Blitzkriegs.
Stress causes high blood pressure, which can in turn cause a stroke. Before Vince was an infomercial actor, he was a shitty comedian, and when he later pissed off the Co$, they shut down his business because most of his workers were scientologists and they all filed false police reports against him, or so he says. He sued the church for it, soo...

I find it humorous that a man named Vince Offer is an infomercial salesman. You sir, are one special Offer.


Yeah I suppose it would cause it. Alright then.

Ooo, he left the scientologists and to top it off without good standing?
Yeah... that's not good.

His name is actually Vince Offer? That isn't a stage name?
Oh god... emotion_facepalm
It wasn't that HE was a Scientologist, it's just that most of his employees were, so when he pissed off the church they went on strike and accused him of false crimes, effectively shutting him down.

Vince Offer is actually his real name as far as I can tell. If the church keeps coming after him though, he's sure to be a limited-time Offer.

Oh man, that never gets old.  

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