How do you want to die? What kinda funeral do ya want?

[ChestyMorgan]

I wish to die ...... anywhere. Haha. As long as im not being suffocated. I HATE THAT!
I think it would be cool to have a ceramony outside. Byt the ocean. Then put me in a very black and elaborate casket. Then push my out to see. So i can float peacefully.

 

[Digital Unicorn Secks]

Hmmm... I like the idea of suicide in the girls' bathroom. 3nodding That'd be great to cause a big frenzy at my school! Nothing ever happens there so I'd give them all something to talk about. After that I think I'd want a really big viewing, then be creamated, put into an earn, have the earn burried, then have a nice big and black marble gravestone.  

[RaptorTalons]

I'm not sure what kind of funeral I would like but I think I would like to die by being strick by lightning. I'm not sure why I want that though.  

[The Flightless Dragon]

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When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in the schools central air system so everyone has to clean up my mess one more time

rofl I think thats the best, oh yeah my favorite teacher said that one rofl  

[Kuchiki Soren]

I want to die by either:
1) sacrificing myself to a satanist cult
or
2) get high so I'm resistent to pain, stab myself in both wrists and bleed to death while drinking my own blood.

Once dead I want my body sliced up by a scythe, then cremated and put into a small container I want embedded in the hilt of a sword.  

[Smexi Psyko Genius]

1)The way I wanna die is quietly and peacefully. Y'know, like I'm really tired and s**t and the next thing I know, BAM! Wtf just happend? Either that, or by eating something wrong.

2)Everyone's gonna wear white at my funeral instead of black, and then they're gonna play Queen's music at it. I wanna wear jeans when I'm dead. O.o And if I don't get buried, cremation's fine.

 

[Smexi Psyko Genius]

Darth_Gently

I don't want to die in my sleep. I want it to be memorable. Like a sky-diving accident where my body landed on the president and killed him, or something. Or to be used in Wendy's Chili.

That's a sexy way to die. cool

 

[themagikat]

...indeed. and i was wrong, im gonna die is roughly five years  

[Yamir N. Mordecai]

Dissapear for a few years and make them "think" i'm dead. then show up and shot up a gov. building. I want to die in a battle at least.


Then i want to be cremated and have my ashes spread over the land of my birth...Alaska.  

[Oterys]

1. First of all how will I die...thats's simple Im going to dress in my best outfit and sit in a closet and waste away...no one would even notice I was gone...months later there I would be a wasted corpse.

2. How do I want to be buried: I would like to take Darth Gently's idea of going out the Viking way. I am pyrophobic anyway (but I love candles...all burining at once in the darkness) so it will be fitting that I am consumed by fire in the end, putting an end to my mortal remains. I will have paid a stranger to do it before hand because I could never depend on my family to carry it out properly.  

[perrenthezombie]

I would like to be chopped into bits with swords by samurais or ninjas ninja
If that didn't happen, I'd donate my body to science,of course. I won't be needing it then.  

[Darth_Gently]

******** waiting for death. I'll be donating my body to science to make money in College. Human Lab Rat, ********!  

[Tenebrion Valefor]

Hehe good idea. I advise you get into nanotech or bio-engineering.  

[Muted Faith9]

Austin wants to be shot seventy two times in places that wont kill him, then go choke on a tomato in a car, Austins body would never be found, and since his mom always forgetss body was supposed to be.  

[blackyax]

i would have my thoar sit,and creamated at the foumial, not that any one would be there