Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[tigris cobaltchaos]

the sun is yellow because the moon had already taken white as a color

why do crabs scuttle sideways?  

[blu_zircon]

Because they have Irritated Bowel Syndrome.

Why don't cats and dogs talk to us?

 

[big_yellow_taxi]

Because we are just mortals and we are not up to their high advance of lanuage yet.

Why is my foot itchy?  

[blu_zircon]

because tiny litte fairies are nibling on it.

why can't i speak to trees?

 

[tigris cobaltchaos]

you can, it just takes them to long to answer.

why are commercials so annoying?  

[toxictofu202]

So you know they're there.

Why is blood red?  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

because yellow would look bad and icky

why do they drop a ball at midnight in times square?  

[Major General Winter]

Well if you dropped a pickle that just wouldn't work would it?

Why the HELL am I still up?  

[toxictofu202]

'Cause you hope that when they drop the time square ball it would explode and rain Leons from Devil May Cry manga.

Uhh, why do cloudz float? Are the cotton candy full of helium?  

[Major General Winter]

Kurai Takai Tenshi

'Cause you hope that when they drop the time square ball it would explode and rain Leons from Devil May Cry manga.

Uhh, why do cloudz float? Are the cotton candy full of helium?

(You mean Leon from Resident Evil. xD And DAMN STRAIGHT I wish that!)

They float because you touch yourself at night. D : <

Why did I forget to post a dumb question?  

[toxictofu202]

-Glares at her-  

[toxictofu202]

Whoopz, sorry didn't mean to offend I meant him. sweatdrop blaugh









Just messin'! xp  

[toxictofu202]

Oh, and the answer to the angelic defiant one. Its because your already dumb enough. xp

If flyz fly can groundz ground? eek  

[Hey_Tre_Hey]

blood is red because black was taken(that sucks balls!)





why dont birds live underwater with the FLYING fish?  

[toxictofu202]

Cush the birdz aren't SWIMMING birds.

Why do I keep posting these questionz and answerz?