Random Crap

[Commander Nitro]

I think a mint chocolate chip would look better
I am cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you and I look good with bbq
I still have this cow and its kinda funny cuz he put the biggest damn dent I had ever seen except for when I saw an 18-wheeler hit an escort car  

[Commander Nitro]

also three kids just got punched right there lol
and you'd think after so many kids get punched no one would go confused
and how are there so many of that race at Disney Land?  

[guygag]

Dude, it's Disney Land, thats where all the poor illegal immigrants go to get 23 hour jobs that hardly pay s**t.  

[guygag]

 

[Commander Nitro]

if they pay s**t why work there when you can work for me and they cant get payed s**t cuz it cost alot to go there  

[guygag]

They go to Disney Land because Disney Land purposely hire's people who aren't american citizens in order to save money. Besides illegal immigrants have 3 places to work, Disney Land, Wal-mart, and MJ's place, and I personally would rather work as a singing midget or ride attendant instead of getting butt raped every night by a freakin Michael Jackson gonk  

[guygag]

And what do you mean "work for me" what the hell are you gonna do to the poor bastards gonk gonk  

[guygag]

Which team would win this fight
Team 1 Chuck Norris
Team 2 Mr. T, Naruto, Sakura, The Hulk, and Super-man  

[Commander Nitro]

Micheal only gos where kids are and I'll be the only kid and I can use the poor bastards for anything and team 2 mainly cuz theres more than one and they would basicly do the thing who gos down first and the last person fell and then Chuck fell and made an earth quake and knocked the guy from team 2 back up  

[guygag]

Damn, I would have never thought of that, this has created an entirely new way of thinking for me. I am now one step closer to ruling the world. HAHAHAHAHA *cough*  

[guygag]

And I know how Michael works, trust me. At the age of 11 I was captured and sent to MJ's place, THE HORROR!!! The big strapping foreign men aren't for Michael, they are for his clone, the fat a** foreign men are for Mini Michael, and the normal looking foreign men are for Bubbles the monkey. They also have a d**k-a-balooza night every Friday.  

[Commander Nitro]

O_O what the ********? O_O that is so damn weird that it actually sounds true  

[guygag]

IT IS TRUE DAMMIT!!!! *hides in the corner and begins sobbing*  

[Commander Nitro]

I BELEIVE YOU SO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE CORNER  

[guygag]

Well the past is the past so lets move on to some newer and less disturbing things shall we, PLEASE!!!