Things you love and things you hate

[thubui]

*scratches head* hmmmmm? i dont get it. *gives nitro and guygag tickets* here you go. i hope you like blue crayons, because i ran out of red. tickets reads:
"you are charged for using big big big big words, and for having the disease called mentally retardness. you can now officially announce to the world that you are an a*****e. have a nice day"  

[Commander Nitro]

HEY HEY HEY! HOWS IT GOING!? but seriouslly I am not retarded, I emo lol jk jk and I not a a*****e I a jackass, he the a*****e  

[thubui]

shhhh.....hush. be quiet. i need to stuff these tickets into guygag pants. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................  

[guygag]

what was that, and what the ******** is any part of your body doing in my pants  

[thubui]

you rather in your shirt?