Why you divorced the person above you!

[Creta the Otaku]

^Ate me when I was turned into a fly when you were a newt.

somehow I survived though. XD  

[trampyre]

^Was turned into a fly, while I was a Newt. Try as we might, it just wasn't meant to be emo  

[Creta the Otaku]

^ Gave me a cold after we became human again  

[Henneth Annun]

^ is a cute snowleopard

3nodding  

[Creta the Otaku]

brought me out of my jungle and into the US.  

[Megumi Selwyn]

turned out to be a hermit crab.  

[GotGothGuild]

Refused to eat the dog meat I cooked for her.  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

^Has too much back hair  

[Evil_Little_Cupcake]

^Wouldn't buy me cupcakes sad  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

^ Wouldn't come to the compromise of being a vampire princess.  

[Whisper Gently]

^ Gave me AID's  

[Megumi Selwyn]

Tried to use my hedgehog in a game of croquet.  

[Angel of the End]

^ ate all the alvocado  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

^Had too much junk in the trunk for me to handle!  

[Megumi Selwyn]

Misplaced all of the ground turkey.