Prepare for RAGE

[war_junky 91]

Oh just reading that pissed me off enough to make me throw my beloved rubik's cube at the wall so hard it busted into peices. I can only imagine how you feel. This b***h better end up keelhauled for this.

EDIT: The cube just didn't fally apart, i actually busted a center piece crying , time to get out the super glue.

2nd EDIT: She also commited Grand Larceny, a felony, (in the U.S. is defined as theft over $200, some other places its higher such as New York at $1000, which can come with some serious jail time. I looked up one cased where a man stole a purse and was convicted of Grand Larceny of a purse, the recomended jail time was 12 years. So yeah she is in DEEEEEEEEEEP s**t.

3rd EDIT: Cube is officaly screwed, the glued piece can't handle the pressure of the cube turning. I'm just gonna glue it in place and retire it. Ordering a new one as we speak.  

[Buki_Actual]

Thdark

Stoic Socialist

I take it he plans on filing a lawsuit?

The last time we spoke with him he was leaning more towards it.

He's just been overall hesitant about it, perhaps because she's his daughter or something.

Fresnel: This can be arranged.

I thought you weren't going to ride, maintain, or look at the horse xd  

[Thdark]

Sidal

BTW, what happened with his wife? Where was she during all this..?

She died a few years earlier.
Which has a whole other shitty RAGE story, but that is unrelated.

Also, I doubt he WAS going to kill himself, because as I mentioned, he still was able to keep two of his firearms, and would have killed himself already.

As for me and the family, we're pretty pissed the ******** off, we love Joe.
And the mafia DID say they would always protect him and his family, and we always joke about him calling in a final favor rofl

 

[Crash Maniac]

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

I have a jeep, winch and multiple trees.

... I need some help getting the jeep running and attaching the ATV winch to it.  

[-GP-ninja]

so this Wendy is a relative right? Is it awkward at thanksgiving?

Still i raged  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

I just need gasoline, a thickner, some powdered magnesium, powdered aluminum, and powdered iron oxide.

???

profit

biggrin  

[OberFeldwebel]

Desert_Fox_Rommel

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

I just need gasoline, a thickner, some powdered magnesium, powdered aluminum, and powdered iron oxide.

???

profit

biggrin

Hmm, I have a cold or flu whatever, but I think I know what you're making.  

[Freak_090]

Desert_Fox_Rommel

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

I just need gasoline, a thickner, some powdered magnesium, powdered aluminum, and powdered iron oxide.

???

profit

biggrin

Now, now, Rommel... Save the Napalm and Thermite for Nancy Pelosi. God knows we'll need it.

This problem can be solved much more simply.
Wire cutters, super glue, laxatives, and a wrench.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Freak_090

Desert_Fox_Rommel

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

I just need gasoline, a thickner, some powdered magnesium, powdered aluminum, and powdered iron oxide.

???

profit

biggrin

Now, now, Rommel... Save the Napalm and Thermite for Nancy Pelosi. God knows we'll need it.

This problem can be solved much more simply.
Wire cutters, super glue, laxatives, and a wrench.

What?
You want to super glue wire cutters and a wrench to her hands and feed her laxatives?

So diabolical, she'll barely be able to wipe!

Unless you meant laxatives for the poor puppies, wire cutters for the fence and the wrench for her head.

Hey, I don't want you to hurt the dogs.
Some tranquilizer in meat or a dart should take care of it.
Have a backup plan though because some guard dogs are trained to ignore 'treats'.  

[Freak_090]

OberFeldwebel

Freak_090

Desert_Fox_Rommel

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

I just need gasoline, a thickner, some powdered magnesium, powdered aluminum, and powdered iron oxide.

???

profit

biggrin

Now, now, Rommel... Save the Napalm and Thermite for Nancy Pelosi. God knows we'll need it.

This problem can be solved much more simply.
Wire cutters, super glue, laxatives, and a wrench.

What?
You want to super glue wire cutters and a wrench to her hands and feed her laxatives?

So diabolical, she'll barely be able to wipe!

Unless you meant laxatives for the poor puppies, wire cutters for the fence and the wrench for her head.

Hey, I don't want you to hurt the dogs.
Some tranquilizer in meat or a dart should take care of it.
Have a backup plan though because some guard dogs are trained to ignore 'treats'.

Turn off the water supply to the house, put powdered laxatives in all of the food, cut the phone and internet lines, flip the breakers (no power), and Super glue the doors shut (I'm talking like 2ton Epoxy here), I'm not sure about the windows but you could probably put brick mortar over those.  

[Desert_Fox_Rommel]

On a somewhat related note last night I saw Safehouse. It's a pretty good movie. Patrick Steward plays a retired DIA agent with alzheimers. His family wasn't aware of his true occupation so when he gets paranoid that someone is out to kill him they don't believe him. Anyway towards the end his daughter and son in law decide he is going to hurt himself so they take his weapons away. He had a nice cache of weapons full of various rifles and SMGs as well as a handgun hidden in every room of the house. Then they take away his older bladed weapons. He got so pissed he almost decapitated his son in law with a 300 year old katana.

If that were anyone here that guy woulda probably been dead. xd




One of the very few movies I actually liked from the Hallmark channel.  

[Xarich]

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

$1000 of Chicken McNuggets, 2000 Gallons of Chang's Sauce, and an RPG.  

[OberFeldwebel]

Freak_090

OberFeldwebel

Freak_090

Desert_Fox_Rommel

Crash Maniac

Fresnel

I need eight wild horses, some rope, a knife, and an address.

I just need a jeep, a winch, and a tree.

I just need gasoline, a thickner, some powdered magnesium, powdered aluminum, and powdered iron oxide.

???

profit

biggrin

Now, now, Rommel... Save the Napalm and Thermite for Nancy Pelosi. God knows we'll need it.

This problem can be solved much more simply.
Wire cutters, super glue, laxatives, and a wrench.

What?
You want to super glue wire cutters and a wrench to her hands and feed her laxatives?

So diabolical, she'll barely be able to wipe!

Unless you meant laxatives for the poor puppies, wire cutters for the fence and the wrench for her head.

Hey, I don't want you to hurt the dogs.
Some tranquilizer in meat or a dart should take care of it.
Have a backup plan though because some guard dogs are trained to ignore 'treats'.

Turn off the water supply to the house, put powdered laxatives in all of the food, cut the phone and internet lines, flip the breakers (no power), and Super glue the doors shut (I'm talking like 2ton Epoxy here), I'm not sure about the windows but you could probably put brick mortar over those.

They'll get one flush out of the toilets, it's their decision on how it's spent, removing the stinky s**t, or quenching their thirst.

I love it.