JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE!! (come here if u wanna get laugh)

[emo_vampire001]

BTW IF U HADN'T NOTICE MY NAME IS EMO_VAMPIRE001...

(this is to anyone that didn't get the joke above)  

[emo_vampire001]

btw if u didn't know wat "BTW" means it means BTW which is By The Way  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

boooo!

a guy and a girl are in the elevator,
after a while the guy turns to the girl and asks:
"can I smell yer arse?"
the girl looks pissed and says a defiant "NO!"
after a minute the guy responds,
"oh, it must be your breath"

 

[Selena-1892.2]

What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef but no one can pea soup. xd

This guy goes to the doctor and says,
"Doc I don't feel so good"
The doc says,
"You're not getting enough excersize; jog five miles a day and call me in 2 weeks"
2 weeks later, the guy calls and says,
"Doc I'm in Chicago, what do I do?"
xp  

[wiccan of the moon]

BEWARE: blond joke

There was a blond, brunette, and a red head in a warehouse. When a guard heard them talking he went to look for them. They hid in potato sacks.
the guard kicked the red head's sack and she said "woof"
he said "must be a dog"
the guard kicked the brunette's sack and she said "meow"
he said "must be a cat"
but when he kicked the blond's sack, she said "potato"

(keep reading it until you get it.)  

[CookyMomster]

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?


Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.  

[CookyMomster]

An old couple decide to come to the breakfast table naked to bring back some excitement to their relationship... the wife says, "This was a good idea, my breasts are feeling warmer already!"

burning_eyes Husband says, "That's because one's in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee." sweatdrop  

[Naidono]

1
a donkey was walking in a corn field when it suddenly became really warm and all the corn became popcorn, the donkey though it was snow so he frooze to death.
2
WARNING: BLOND JOKES.
a blonde girl heard that most accidents happen in your home:so she moved.

she drowned her fish.

she tripped over a wireless phone.

3
man:whats the fastest way to the hospital.
bussdriver:jump of the buss over there when we are at the top speed.
man surprised h its just over there?
Bussdriver:no but if you do it, they will come and get you.

4
carl was hunting on bens field.
carl shoot a bird but ben got to it before carl.
carl:give me that bird its mine i shot it.
Ben:no it was on my ground therefore its mine.
carl surprised k, this is how we will decide who the bird belongs to, we will kick eachother in the groin and the first one to give up loses, ok?
ben surprised k,
carl. i start.
carl kicks ben i the groin and then hands him the bird.
carl:here i dont want it.
READ IT AGAIN IF YOU DONT GET IT