ATL quotes

[honeyashbee]

NYRcallahan24

Alex: TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK! we are out of peanut butter!

my fave quote!!!  

[Agent Mallard]

Alex: Dude..that was awful! (about Jack messing up during Poppin Coffee Shop)
Jack: Thats cause I need to se more TITTIES!  

[CharlotteSD95]

"FiOS; much faster than fat people."

-Alex Gaskarth  

[harrypotterluver23]

"Jack and I are going to have sex. If anyone wants to join hit us up. Uh oh, I see some parents back there like "OH HELL NAWWWW" but ya know what? Everyone has a little sexual side to them. Even your parents. After all.....They DID make you" -Alex W Gaskarth  

[TECHNOcolor Hearts]

"Coffee Soup Soundtrack." - Alex or Jack, I forgot who  

[nomvegannom]

"What is this...TRACE CYRUS! Why is he on a pillow case? If I sleep with this I'm going to have nightmares!"- Alex  

[CharlotteSD95]

"Create a moshpit the size of Spain...Spain is a country so it should be big."

Haha Alex from the GK tour on December 5th  

[Agent Mallard]

My immune system is as useful as the millionaires microphone. -Alex Gaskarth

Best quote ever (;  

[Muzik_Freek]

Agent Mallard

My immune system is as useful as the millionaires microphone. -Alex Gaskarth

Best quote ever (;

If he's talking about the band, then hell yes, that is definitely the best quote ever, lmao.  

[Alltimelowlover966]

jack : i just puked on alex front porch , dont tell him  

[iiCuddleCookiez]

This May not be Quotes but these are effin Tight

Jack: "Young man on the corner, somethins pockin its his boner but he ai-aint got a big one, cuz his name is Alex Gaskarth" -the boner song!

Alex: "Im chillin in St.LOuis at teh six flags if you dont dance ima kick your a** starbust is a candy its really really fruity if you dont eat ima kick your booty" Then he falls -Alex Gasarth and Jack Barakats rap.

Jack: Animal Animal
Alex: Ya more like.  

[gigglygrl11892]

Alex telling some guy off who hit a girl
Alex Gaskarth"first off you never ever hit a girl in the face"
Jack Barakat "Unless its your wife"
Alex Gaskarth "Yea unless your married. second calm the ******** down"  

[nomvegannom]

Jealous hearts will leave us all in ruins
^
from 'noel'  

[iZombehh]

>Jack: "Hey Alex."
> Alex: "Yeah bro?"
> Jack: "My Pants fell and I couldn’t get them up."
> Alex: "That’s the same problem your mom had
when she was around me."
> Jack: "My mom’s dead you a*****e.
Any of you know how to sing? We’re looking for a new lead singer."

 

[freefliers]

"I had 2 security guards and Rian. Rian had to act as my own security guard."
-Alex Gaskarth

Alex: Your bellybutton can talk?
Jack: Yeah.

Zack: What happend to the yoga mat we had in the trailer?
Jack: We had a yogurt mat?

Interviewer: Is there a connection between the talk of marriage in Remembering Sunday and Vegas?
Alex: Yeah! Yes, there is. It's about the same person and it's about the same experience.
Flyzik: Really?
Alex: Yeah, in Vegas.
Flyzik: Remembering Sunday?
Alex: Same person.
Flyzik: Isn't she dead?
Alex: No, what?!
Flyzik: It sounds like that girl died.
Alex: No! Are you kidding me?!
Flyzik: ...Like she's in heaven watching --
Alex: No, get outta here. She's on a plane, man.