Man of the Demoneye
Had to post this.
EDIT: Ok, photobucket is being retarded. God forbid you offend anyone on the internet.
the picture was an ad for the Nagant M44. It said:
America-5 guns for $200
Europe-Enjoy cutting your steaks with spoons, faggots.
Hey, they're not that stupid, they'll use a blender and drink it through a straw.
That is until some tin head jabs a spoon inside a plugged in blender, turns it on inadvertantly and breaks his or her fingers.
Or some idiot uses his or her fingers to wipe out the inside of the blender to lick it clean and does the same thing and turns their hand into pulp.
Then you'll have to have safety blenders with... rubber or soft plastic mixing blades and you'll have to crush and chop all the ingredients in special safety things and then dump it all in.