Tell about yourself in a FUNZ way..

[Kelson the Immortal]

I beat a stripper because I'm a PIMP.  

[Jadex3x]

i beat a hottie cus im sexy like that
rofl rofl rofl  

[JDBReaper]

"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them." - Edward W. Howe

I robbed a horse because I`m sexy like that
... knew it

"The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss...

...but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us." - Dr. Samuel Loomis

 

[meeiji]

I ran shirtless with a French Fry because I love to snort cocaine  

[cole the destroyer]

I killed a hottie because that hoe stole my taco.

LOL. Don't get in my way of eating tacos. >C

 

[MystiBlu]

I killed an Easter Egg because that hoe stole my taco!  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

I smoked with a mop because I have double D's?