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Fresnel Silver Screen The Curse I suck at console FPS. WHERE IS MY WASD WHERE!?!? I don't see how in the flying balls anybody can be decent at PC FPS. The only PC game I can think of that I was partially good at in regards to shooting was Carnivores, and that's because I cheated. The T-Rex was never an easy kill - had to shoot 'em in the eyes and the only realistic way of doing that is hopping over the lava. Speaking of dinosaurs, where the ******** is my egg update? Evolve, b***h. Yeah, it's tough with a mouse. 'S why I like Marathon. It was the very FIRST game with mouse-look, so they realized that you're going to suck at it and made it optional. I use the WASD keys to look and the arrow keys for movement. It works out fairly well. Most creatures are on eye-level anyway.
I couldn't do that.
The mouse lets me turn quickly or slowly as I need, and aim much more precisely. If it weren't for the mouse & keyboard, I'd be a living ragequit when it came to FPS. |
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Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:10 pm
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The Curse Fresnel Silver Screen The Curse I suck at console FPS. WHERE IS MY WASD WHERE!?!? I don't see how in the flying balls anybody can be decent at PC FPS. The only PC game I can think of that I was partially good at in regards to shooting was Carnivores, and that's because I cheated. The T-Rex was never an easy kill - had to shoot 'em in the eyes and the only realistic way of doing that is hopping over the lava. Speaking of dinosaurs, where the ******** is my egg update? Evolve, b***h. Yeah, it's tough with a mouse. 'S why I like Marathon. It was the very FIRST game with mouse-look, so they realized that you're going to suck at it and made it optional. I use the WASD keys to look and the arrow keys for movement. It works out fairly well. Most creatures are on eye-level anyway. I couldn't do that. The mouse lets me turn quickly or slowly as I need, and aim much more precisely. If it weren't for the mouse & keyboard, I'd be a living ragequit when it came to FPS.
Also, I have a trackpad. I've learned to deal, but I still suck. |
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:04 pm
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 4:12 pm
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:45 pm
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black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Oh, and I also happen to love the Guilty Gear franchise of video games, too.  Who the ******** plays Guilty Gear any more? I mean ******** hate Axl. Always played Slayer. Yeah, I generally avoid Axl. But put me in the control of: Ky Kiske = You're probably ********. (I'm good with him) Chip Zanuff = You might be ******** Kuradoberi = HA! YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Anyone else = fair game.
Hah! Ky. Noob deluxe. He can be played by a noob with decent results, and can be played by an expert with devastating results. He's got a strange curve like that.
xd I once played Potemkin against Chip. Almost won... in a single hit. Then I got whupped.
I always played Slayer, and occasionally Faust. I was never much good with Faust though. He's an expert-only player. |
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:50 am
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Fresnel black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Oh, and I also happen to love the Guilty Gear franchise of video games, too. Who the ******** plays Guilty Gear any more? I mean ******** hate Axl. Always played Slayer. Yeah, I generally avoid Axl. But put me in the control of: Ky Kiske = You're probably ********. (I'm good with him) Chip Zanuff = You might be ******** Kuradoberi = HA! YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Anyone else = fair game. Axl has a ******** ridiculous reach on him. Goddamn kusarigama. Oh, and Jam. GOD she has an annoying voice. Hah! Ky. Noob deluxe. He can be played by a noob with decent results, and can be played by an expert with devastating results. He's got a strange curve like that. xd I once played Potemkin against Chip. Almost won... in a single hit. Then I got whupped. I always played Slayer, and occasionally Faust. I was never much good with Faust though. He's an expert-only player.
Dude, even EXPERTS suck with faust. His moves are too unpredictable to be reliable. I generally just do common combos, and pray to god it does something useful.
And I like Jam's voice. And I'll admit, I wouldn't mind hearing what her "orgasm" voice sounds like. Although she already sounds like she's orgasming, half the fight. Still, I like it. 
Slayer's alright, but a bit annoying, at times. Put me in control of Eddie (formerly Zato 1), and we have ourselves a 50/50. I can generally do pretty good with him, but I WAAAAAAY too easily forget what combos do what.
Zappa...I'm probably ******** before the fight even starts. He's so goddamn hard to figure out...
May...I won't be happy until you've been trampled by the Jellyfish Pirates. I just think that instant kill is too ******** cute! |
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black_wing_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 11:29 am
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black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Oh, and I also happen to love the Guilty Gear franchise of video games, too. Who the ******** plays Guilty Gear any more? I mean ******** hate Axl. Always played Slayer. Yeah, I generally avoid Axl. But put me in the control of: Ky Kiske = You're probably ********. (I'm good with him) Chip Zanuff = You might be ******** Kuradoberi = HA! YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Anyone else = fair game. Axl has a ******** ridiculous reach on him. Goddamn kusarigama. Oh, and Jam. GOD she has an annoying voice. Hah! Ky. Noob deluxe. He can be played by a noob with decent results, and can be played by an expert with devastating results. He's got a strange curve like that. xd I once played Potemkin against Chip. Almost won... in a single hit. Then I got whupped. I always played Slayer, and occasionally Faust. I was never much good with Faust though. He's an expert-only player. Dude, even EXPERTS suck with faust. His moves are too unpredictable to be reliable. I generally just do common combos, and pray to god it does something useful. And I like Jam's voice. And I'll admit, I wouldn't mind hearing what her "orgasm" voice sounds like. Although she already sounds like she's orgasming, half the fight. Still, I like it. Slayer's alright, but a bit annoying, at times. Put me in control of Eddie (formerly Zato 1), and we have ourselves a 50/50. I can generally do pretty good with him, but I WAAAAAAY too easily forget what combos do what. Zappa...I'm probably ******** before the fight even starts. He's so goddamn hard to figure out... May...I won't be happy until you've been trampled by the Jellyfish Pirates. I just think that instant kill is too ******** cute!
Haha, I once won a match against Eddie with Slayer and the circle button. Pinned him against a wall and shoulder-bashed him until he died. That was playing against the state champion. xd
I hate Zappa, not just because his ghosts suck, but because he PUKES from his SPINE. Though even Raou isn't unbeatable. I did it once, 'cos I got lucky. Mach punch dives in farther than Raou can reach, and Zappa was already mostly dead.
MAY IS SO ******** ADORABLE. That much cute should not be legal to put into one character.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:55 pm
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Fresnel black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Oh, and I also happen to love the Guilty Gear franchise of video games, too. Who the ******** plays Guilty Gear any more? I mean ******** hate Axl. Always played Slayer. Yeah, I generally avoid Axl. But put me in the control of: Ky Kiske = You're probably ********. (I'm good with him) Chip Zanuff = You might be ******** Kuradoberi = HA! YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Anyone else = fair game. Axl has a ******** ridiculous reach on him. Goddamn kusarigama. Oh, and Jam. GOD she has an annoying voice. Hah! Ky. Noob deluxe. He can be played by a noob with decent results, and can be played by an expert with devastating results. He's got a strange curve like that. xd I once played Potemkin against Chip. Almost won... in a single hit. Then I got whupped. I always played Slayer, and occasionally Faust. I was never much good with Faust though. He's an expert-only player. Dude, even EXPERTS suck with faust. His moves are too unpredictable to be reliable. I generally just do common combos, and pray to god it does something useful. And I like Jam's voice. And I'll admit, I wouldn't mind hearing what her "orgasm" voice sounds like. Although she already sounds like she's orgasming, half the fight. Still, I like it. Slayer's alright, but a bit annoying, at times. Put me in control of Eddie (formerly Zato 1), and we have ourselves a 50/50. I can generally do pretty good with him, but I WAAAAAAY too easily forget what combos do what. Zappa...I'm probably ******** before the fight even starts. He's so goddamn hard to figure out... May...I won't be happy until you've been trampled by the Jellyfish Pirates. I just think that instant kill is too ******** cute! I've played an extremely formidable Faust before. A good player with quick reflexes can kick some mighty serious ******** Jam... sounds like they took the most annoyingly high-pitched girlvoice they could find and gave her helium. Haha, I once won a match against Eddie with Slayer and the circle button. Pinned him against a wall and shoulder-bashed him until he died. That was playing against the state champion. xd I hate Zappa, not just because his ghosts suck, but because he PUKES from his SPINE. Though even Raou isn't unbeatable. I did it once, 'cos I got lucky. Mach punch dives in farther than Raou can reach, and Zappa was already mostly dead. MAY IS SO ******** ADORABLE. That much cute should not be legal to put into one character.
Oh yes, ***** all over the world probably wank to May. She's adorable! But...someone that young, who can actively wield a heavy ******** anchor for a weapon, like it's paper mache....um...I don't think you want to piss her off...
Dizzy, now there's an a** kicking waiting to happen. especially with that move of hers, that's unavoidable, that takes the full momentum bar to execute. ******** WIN!
And Jam, I think they just used the same girl that voiced Pikachu.
Testament...well, he can piss me off sometimes, when he plants one of those "traps". They catch me off guard ******** I guess that's kinda the point.
Potemkin. Well, He's fun to play with. You have to respect a guy that powerful. And I'd love to see him go up against Zangief, one time!
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 12:41 am
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 1:44 pm
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magmayoshi Silver Screen exclaim WORST GAME AWARD: exclaim
~*~ dead rising ~*~ Seriously, I just attempted to play. Worst game I have ever even touched in my entire life. EVER. You obviously haven't played many games >o>
Name it and I've probably played it at some point in my life.
The game mechanics in Dead Rising are just terrible. |
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:11 pm
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black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Fresnel black_wing_angel Yeah, I generally avoid Axl. But put me in the control of: Ky Kiske = You're probably ********. (I'm good with him) Chip Zanuff = You might be ******** Kuradoberi = HA! YOU GOT BEAT BY A GIRL! Anyone else = fair game. Axl has a ******** ridiculous reach on him. Goddamn kusarigama. Oh, and Jam. GOD she has an annoying voice. Hah! Ky. Noob deluxe. He can be played by a noob with decent results, and can be played by an expert with devastating results. He's got a strange curve like that. xd I once played Potemkin against Chip. Almost won... in a single hit. Then I got whupped. I always played Slayer, and occasionally Faust. I was never much good with Faust though. He's an expert-only player. Dude, even EXPERTS suck with faust. His moves are too unpredictable to be reliable. I generally just do common combos, and pray to god it does something useful. And I like Jam's voice. And I'll admit, I wouldn't mind hearing what her "orgasm" voice sounds like. Although she already sounds like she's orgasming, half the fight. Still, I like it. Slayer's alright, but a bit annoying, at times. Put me in control of Eddie (formerly Zato 1), and we have ourselves a 50/50. I can generally do pretty good with him, but I WAAAAAAY too easily forget what combos do what. Zappa...I'm probably ******** before the fight even starts. He's so goddamn hard to figure out... May...I won't be happy until you've been trampled by the Jellyfish Pirates. I just think that instant kill is too ******** cute! I've played an extremely formidable Faust before. A good player with quick reflexes can kick some mighty serious ******** Jam... sounds like they took the most annoyingly high-pitched girlvoice they could find and gave her helium. Haha, I once won a match against Eddie with Slayer and the circle button. Pinned him against a wall and shoulder-bashed him until he died. That was playing against the state champion. xd I hate Zappa, not just because his ghosts suck, but because he PUKES from his SPINE. Though even Raou isn't unbeatable. I did it once, 'cos I got lucky. Mach punch dives in farther than Raou can reach, and Zappa was already mostly dead. MAY IS SO ******** ADORABLE. That much cute should not be legal to put into one character. Oh yes, ***** all over the world probably wank to May. She's adorable! But...someone that young, who can actively wield a heavy ******** anchor for a weapon, like it's paper mache....um...I don't think you want to piss her off... Dizzy, now there's an a** kicking waiting to happen. especially with that move of hers, that's unavoidable, that takes the full momentum bar to execute. ******** WIN! And Jam, I think they just used the same girl that voiced Pikachu. Testament...well, he can piss me off sometimes, when he plants one of those "traps". They catch me off guard ******** I guess that's kinda the point. Potemkin. Well, He's fun to play with. You have to respect a guy that powerful. And I'd love to see him go up against Zangief, one time! Guilty Gear Vs Capcom!
Also, you'll probably find this amusing:
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 3:13 pm
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Silver Screen magmayoshi Silver Screen exclaim WORST GAME AWARD: exclaim
~*~ dead rising ~*~ Seriously, I just attempted to play. Worst game I have ever even touched in my entire life. EVER. You obviously haven't played many games >o> Name it and I've probably played it at some point in my life. The game mechanics in Dead Rising are just terrible.
Low weapon count
Low level count
Constant reliance on ******** douchebags (aka other players) |
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 4:44 pm
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 5:12 pm
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Silver Screen magmayoshi Silver Screen exclaim WORST GAME AWARD: exclaim
~*~ dead rising ~*~ Seriously, I just attempted to play. Worst game I have ever even touched in my entire life. EVER. You obviously haven't played many games >o> Name it and I've probably played it at some point in my life. The game mechanics in Dead Rising are just terrible.
Not really, they just make absolutely no sense what-so ever. Play Atari's ET, any game involving big rigs or play any one released glitched so it is unbeatable. Believe me there are countless worse games. |
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:17 pm
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magmayoshi Silver Screen magmayoshi Silver Screen exclaim WORST GAME AWARD: exclaim
~*~ dead rising ~*~ Seriously, I just attempted to play. Worst game I have ever even touched in my entire life. EVER. You obviously haven't played many games >o> Name it and I've probably played it at some point in my life. The game mechanics in Dead Rising are just terrible. Not really, they just make absolutely no sense what-so ever. Play Atari's ET, any game involving big rigs or play any one released glitched so it is unbeatable. Believe me there are countless worse games.
Okay, I'll admit s**t like Fable II where the bugs can actually make the game unbeatable are annoying. But Dead Rising is just a terrible sandbox game. |
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