OH SHI7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Succubus_Lady]

Getting run over by a vertibird. Damn thing crushed the life out of me and dropped a tank and 2 troopers on top of me to play with.

I got annoyed enough to pull out the fat man.  

[Roane Farhall]

eek Never actually had one land on top of me before.  

[captin albert wesker]

boy are we talking about oh s**t cause fighting a large strike team of super mutents, a hole damn army of enclave and about 3 beehemoths charging on you with only 1 hp. now tell me is that a im ******** moment. AND THE MUTENTS AND ENCLAVE DIDNT EVEN ATTACK EACH OTHER THEY WENT FOR ME. THEM RACIS FOOLS AND I WAS A BLACK CHARACTAR FOR THE HELL OF IT. AND THEY ONLY ATTACKED BLACK PEOPLE THATS MEZZED UP D:  

[Scars-of-an-Undead]

I've had quite a few "oh shi7" moments

One moment was when I was stuck in a glitch on a cliff and I had to choose death by either the old-man Raider with a flamethrower (who was standing beside me and my skin was on fire already), or purposely commit suicide by falling off the ledge.
...
I fell. >_>  

[XxCrimson_ShinobixX]

When I heard the "Project Purity Logs" xD The One With Dad and Mom hohoho xD  

[Scars-of-an-Undead]

XxCrimson_ShinobixX

When I heard the "Project Purity Logs" xD The One With Dad and Mom hohoho xD

THAT...
Was truly an "Oh shi7!" scenario. .____.
And I was so close to sleeping in that bed too. FFFFF gonk  

[captin albert wesker]

O_o i think i slept with the stains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SEX STAINS ALL OVER MY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[XxCrimson_ShinobixX]

Scars-of-an-Undead

XxCrimson_ShinobixX

When I heard the "Project Purity Logs" xD The One With Dad and Mom hohoho xD

THAT...
Was truly an "Oh shi7!" scenario. .____.
And I was so close to sleeping in that bed too. FFFFF gonk

Hahaha I just ran out of there saying Eww!!!...after I looted it a bit whee  

[XxCrimson_ShinobixX]

captin albert wesker

O_o i think i slept with the stains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SEX STAINS ALL OVER MY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao! You are sick man..Just sick!  

[Roane Farhall]

With the world how it is in the game, it's likely that half the beds you sleep in have sex stains on them.

The thing that sets that mattress apart is because it's your parents' sex stains.  

[captin albert wesker]

OH CHRIST I HAVE MY FATHERS j**z ON MY CHARACTAR!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Ich esse dich]

I'm glad I only sleep in my bed in Megaton.
o_o  

[XxCrimson_ShinobixX]

Hahaha yeah..I carry more than 500+ stimpacks so I don't have the need to sleep xD  

[Scars-of-an-Undead]

Wow, enough drugs on you Crimson! I think I have about 60 or 70 stimpaks. I tend to abuse them quite a bit when I'm in the wasteland >_>

Oh, and "Lawl" @ Captain Albert Wesker's comment xd  

[Roane Farhall]

XxCrimson_ShinobixX

Hahaha yeah..I carry more than 500+ stimpacks so I don't have the need to sleep xD

Same... The Outcasts love me.