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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:20 am
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The first time I ever got really high was in my friends garage...Ahhh, how I remember it fondly...
I'm the kind of person who's mind WANDERS when gets high, and EVERYTHING is a great idea. So, when I first got high, it hit me like a s**t-ton of bricks and I barely remember anything that happened, except for one thing...I told my friend a story of an adventure I just had in my mind...
Here is the story...
"Ok, dude, so about a week ago, I was sitting at home when someone knocks on my door. I open the door and two things freak me out: One, Link(Legend of Zelda) is standing at my door asking me to help him save Zelda. Two, outside my dor is not my neighborhood, BUT THE KOKIRI FOREST!!! So, after I calm down, I tell Link that I'll help him and he said, "good" and hands me a Sword and the Mirror Shield, and off we go... So, after some time, we get to Ganondorf's castle and make out way through, defeating any enemies that come in out path with ease. When we get to the top, Zelda is in a cage and Ganondorf is guarding it. She sees us and shouts, "Link, Kinser, watchout! Ganondorf has the One Ring(Lord of the Rings)!" We aknowledge her and the battle begins! The next part made me feel like a badass, after we had been fighting him for a while, he had transformed at this point, he fired a giant laser at me and Link. I jumped toward Ganon and Link jumped backwards. As we jumped, he tossed me the Master Sword and I caught it, spun around and shouted, "Eat this, you son-of-a-b***h!!" And stabbed the sword into his head!"
At this point, the story seems more serious than you would expect from a stoned kid, but just wait...
"OK, so after we free Zelda, she kisses me and Link on the cheek and says "Thank you for saving me, both of you! But now we have to destroy the One Ring in the fires of Death Mountian!" So, we exit Ganon's palace and a bunch of Ring Wraiths swoop down and take the ring. Zelda shouts at them and when they all look, she flashes them, to which they respond by dropping the One Ring and taking Zelda to get the sex they have waited for over 10,000 years for. So, Link and me took the ring to Death Mountain. Near the top, we ran into Frodo and his gang, who tried to take the One Ring from us, but we didn't know they wanted to destroy it too, so we killed them...Violently. When we get to the top, we drop the ring in and that's that.
At this point I think I'm getting tired of talking, so the rest of the story wen something like this...
"And so, now all we had to do after that was save Zelda, which we did, by killing the Wraiths. Zelda was still nekkid and looking at us with a "Well, are you gonna take advatage of this oppertuinity, or not?" kinda look. Me and Link looked at each other and smiled, stripping down, and having lots of sexy time fun with Zelda. Afterwards, Zelda thanked me and sent me and my house back to our world, here, saying that they wouldn't have been able to do it without me..."
And that is the story that I told the first time I got high... mrgreen ninja biggrin
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:21 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:59 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:47 pm
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The first time I got high was with my mom, actually. Crazy s**t too about that. I used to be highly against it, for whatever reason, I don't really know. But anyway, it'd been shitty times so, I told mom to buy a bag (she hadn't smoked in 13 years.) to help or whatever. She was just like, "WHAT?" Lol. It took me awhile to smoke... But...one morning before school she went outside and lit up a j, right? Well, I went out there and said, "Lemme hit that." "You don't even LIKE it..." "So?" So she handed it to me, we smoked, my bus came while we were smoking. We waved him on and then mom took me to McDonalds and then dropped me off at school. ^^ It was pretty pimp.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:42 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:55 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:24 pm
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electro romantic I was moving from Australia to America. It was my second goodbye party. My friend, now ex boyfriend and I walked for 5 hours across the city to her house and got 2 pounds of weed (I know right.) from her house. Smoked, meandered home. It was beautiful and romantic. I fell in love. With Pot. The End. 4laugh aw cute story haha happly ever after huh haha thats good
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:27 pm
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