You know you are a stoner when...

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

you know you're a stoner when you have a scar from doing something really stupid when you were high.

when someone gets a little high just from being in your room.

when you have a drawer full of lighters used/unused

when your dealer tells you you should slow down

when you randomly find buds in your room.

when your thumb has a callus on it.  

[winter rat]

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

No one has said yet,
"When you take the safety's off the lighter so it's easier to light your bowl and doesn't hurt your fingers no more."
xP

The world is not high enough" James B.

 

[Obiwan katokey]

misfit baby

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

No one has said yet,
"When you take the safety's off the lighter so it's easier to light your bowl and doesn't hurt your fingers no more."
xP

The world is not high enough" James B.

thats not a stoner moment cause you do that even if you only smoke cigs. oh well i guess i will forgive you if you take another bong rip  

[red rabbiit]

i take off my saftey for my bud lol. i never do for my cigs, i have two different lighters for each. i have these really cute grateful dead ligher for my weed smoking and than a crack ligher for cigs lol!  

[xXxEroSenninxXx]

*grins* after passing the pipe a few times sitting there talking with friends and completely forget you have the pipe and what you were talking about till someone is like yo man the pipe then you remember the pipe then take a hit then remember what you were going to say lol wink tis my favorite times lol love the cirle man lol

 

[xXxEroSenninxXx]

*smack forehead* you post in the wrong topic o.O

 

[red rabbiit]

Okazaki Isshin_Jack

*grins* after passing the pipe a few times sitting there talking with friends and completely forget you have the pipe and what you were talking about till someone is like yo man the pipe then you remember the pipe then take a hit then remember what you were going to say lol wink tis my favorite times lol love the cirle man lol

lol oh my god, i can relate to that so much. XD or if im bout to light a cig afterwards, ill keep my cig in my hand for a good half hour, than i would try to take a hit, realzing its not even lit! XD  

[red rabbiit]

Okazaki Isshin_Jack

*smack forehead* you post in the wrong topic o.O

what do you mean? xd  

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t00 h1gh

you know your a stoner when your level of high is OVER 9000!!!1!!11!!!

biggrin DDD /b/tard?!

changed it up a bit-
you know you live in a stoner town when you smoke weed with the school cop.  

[red rabbiit]

i would neverrr smoke with a cop they are so dirty lol.

you know you are a stoner when someone is talking to you for a really long time and you tend to daze off as you think of something else...  

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

red rabbiit

i would neverrr smoke with a cop they are so dirty lol.

you know you are a stoner when someone is talking to you for a really long time and you tend to daze off as you think of something else...

not our rent-a-cop/security gaurd
hes badass.

you know you're a stoner when you're always broke  

[winter rat]

"Orbis terrarum est non altus satis

( )

What do you consider broke? xD Very little money, or no money at all? xP

The world is not high enough" James B.

 

[Stephy Dirty Lil Secret]

you know your a stoner when u tear the house apart lookin for your lighter and realize its in your hand

You know your a stoner when you've listened to the same song on constant repeat for almost an hour, and still think its cool as hell.

You know you're a stoner when you know what channel Adult Swim is on in three different cities.

you know your a stoner when u walk into a room to get something but forget what that something was

 

[GTTNG HGH N TH DWNLW]

drunkenhomer

this isnt completely on topic but oh well:

how do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?



unplug the carousel!

This made me lol all over the place. Well done. biggrin

t00 h1gh

You know you're a stoner when you hand someone your knife and they can't do s**t with it cause its covered in resin.
Kinda sux, but whatev talk2hand talk2hand

gonk My brother does that. Its sooo annoying. There is always some utensil coated in resin.