CORRUPT-A-WISH

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Granted! But an hour later you're overcome with food poisoning.

I wish......for Dornkus to be my obedient werewolf slave. twisted xd

((Something bad is going to happen to me for this-I can feel it.....lol)) sweatdrop  

[Chaosctrl]

Granted! But he later rebels against you and mauls your face.

I wish for Dornkus to turn into a flamingo.  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

eek

Granted! But he is captured and taken to a zoo where you can't tell him apart from the other flamingos.

I wish to allowed into heaven-permanently when I die.  

[Wyvern683]

Granted! But you have to pay 1000 dollars a day for rent.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.  

[Dornkus]

Granted! But you can only turn into a packing peanut; one of the S shaped ones.

I wish I had more patience.  

[VampressLeona]

Granted
There are now three old ladies at your door named Patience.
I wish to heal spontaneously like Claire in Heroes.  

[0Moon_Maiden0]

Granted! But you're kidnapped but mad scienctists who practice illegal experiments.....

I wish for the next wish granter to be nice to me.  

[Fate-J]

Granted! You get a "the next wish granter to be nice to me" t-shirt(: [okayy, i dunno how to do this one-.- and sorry for forgetting to put a wish the last time!]
I wish to not have to do my physics assignment so I can go to sleep now:/  

[VampressLeona]

granted!
Tomorrow you wake up to a pile of physics homework 1000x times the size it was previously.  

[Chaosctrl]

There's no wish.

I wish for a new jacket.  

[VampressLeona]

OOPS sorry my comp musta freaked out...technology hates me

Granted your new jacket is comfortable and warm....but its made out of human hair...and you dont want to know who's

I wish my electronics would work for me.  

[Dornkus]

Granted! They gain sentience and begin to do everyday tasks for you (like cleaning your room) but eventually form a union because you aren't paying them. There are strikes in your yard and a lamp throws rocks through your windows.

I wish for a refreshing beverage.  

[Death Shikaku]

Granted! You now have a nice cold glass of water... but the water is dirty and full of bacteria. FULL OF IT.

I wish for a blank sheet of paper that is 12 inches in length and 8 inches in width. ninja  

[Dornkus]

Granted! It gives you a bad paper cut and the wind blows it away.

I wish for the moon.  

[Chaosctrl]

Granted! The moon will crash into your house in 3 days. :3

Wait...Damn. I live there.

I wish I could meet George Washington.