The Crime Game.

[Obiwan katokey]

x__Chronic

Stealing something while drunk and forgetting you stole it.
Then waking up with a bunch of s**t you've never seen in your room before.
o_o
Then getting caught, of course. o;

i get the feeling that this has happened to you before  

[Stephy Dirty Lil Secret]

lmao

Stealing cookies outta the cookies jar after you smoked a 1/4  

[xXxEroSenninxXx]

caught driving around squirting kids with a supper soaker and preps razz lmao

 

[Obiwan katokey]

shooting a bicyclist in the a** with a dart gun as you drive by them...which has actually happened in seattle xd  

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

having a suitcase full of weed then dropping it and it opening...in front of a cop. XD  

[Obiwan katokey]

l u c i d x d r e a m s

having a suitcase full of weed then dropping it and it opening...in front of a cop. XD

stealing my suitcase full of weed before the cops could see it

thanks for saving my a**  

[xXxEroSenninxXx]

Found passed out int he middle of the night in a public bathroom with a group of friends with a bowl and weed left out razz


ps that think about shooting a bicker in the a** is so something i would do

 

[Falsified Documents]

drunkenhomer

x__Chronic

Stealing something while drunk and forgetting you stole it.
Then waking up with a bunch of s**t you've never seen in your room before.
o_o
Then getting caught, of course. o;

i get the feeling that this has happened to you before

xD No.

 

[red rabbiit]

for stepping into other peoples yard to steal that certain grass for her skirt  

[Obiwan katokey]

wearing a grass skirt made out of pot leafs in public  

[roland blaze]

molesting a trashcan......its illegal here in daytona beach florida lol  

[Obiwan katokey]

saying to a cop "haha you gotta be sober all day" then running away loling  

[roland blaze]

selling oregano to elementary school kids  

[Obiwan katokey]

selling catnip to middle schoolers  

[roland blaze]

when i was in middle school i did sell cat n** lol
u molested a female badger in heat at the zoo