here ye here ye all ye hoes contest! contest! contest!

[snaiIs]

kittykat_460

iSockPuppet

you walk into a store seeing very few people but mostly all suddenly some cup comes and introduces themself. It says it's name is pudding and that it likes to make red jelly bleed. He's no shy, no he is not, he pooed in front of everyone. He's in love with a go-gurt. The end... Yeah tht went nowhere 83

I want to meet that cup.....

lmao i wonder if I'll win XD  

[_Rubber S o u I]

you walk into a bar and see a hooker they claims their a virgin but you want to find out smile what would you do ?

I shall check for pimp slap bruises...if there are any, she''s not a virgin.

I don't really feel like telling a story but this prompt amused my brain...  

[1-800-Butt-Sex]

aha id crackup if i won  

[kittykat_460]

iSockPuppet

kittykat_460

iSockPuppet

you walk into a store seeing very few people but mostly all suddenly some cup comes and introduces themself. It says it's name is pudding and that it likes to make red jelly bleed. He's no shy, no he is not, he pooed in front of everyone. He's in love with a go-gurt. The end... Yeah tht went nowhere 83

I want to meet that cup.....

lmao i wonder if I'll win XD

lol of corse u will u got a awsome cup
damn...i should put thatXD  

[ii-Got that Good]

Mkay let the newbie have a turn

i walk in to the bar and thers a hooker that says shes a virgin so me and my wingman walk over to her i say nice dress she say nice shoes i say thx she replies wit the same answer her panties are showing and her tits are huge i cant help but 2 stare so as the coversation continues i compliement her hair and she says i like ur stiffe so i say i like ur wet panties and she says u wann take me home i say sure so we drive home and once we get inside me and my wing man run a train on her with deep penatration in her a** and p***y 4 about 3 and a halv hours and her moans of pure plessure make us want 2 ******** her more harder and harder until we c** and shower her in our sperm and then we take here 2 a motel 4 the night.

the end  

[LiiL_GiiGgLeS_BaBiiE]

You walk into a store seeing very few people but mostly all Horses. Suddenly someone walks to you and introduces themself. Hello the guys said im d**k. i said in responce is your d**k as big as the horses. Then we had hot goat sex. Then i found out hes hung like a horse. Uh la la
The End hella bored and horny.. [giggles]  

[mrs_pinecone]

you walk in a store with all girls in it everybodys posing suddenly the light shut off and spot lights turn on and every on started danceing on strip poles  

[sexi1234]

you walk into a bar and see a hooker they claims their a virgin but you want to find out smile Sooo i get myboyfreiend and ask him to find out...She was not =O  

[kittykat_460]

mrs_pinecone

you walk in a store with all girls in it everybodys posing suddenly the light shut off and spot lights turn on and every on started danceing on strip poles

ohhh lala  

[Kuhlu]

you walk into a bar and see a hooker they claims their a virgin but you want to find out smile So I grabbed her and took her home with me and gave her the most pleasuring sex ever. I said I would give her more if she told me weather she really was a virgin or not. She was desperate. She told me that she, her brother, and her dad had finished their threesom not two minutes before she got to the bar. That wasn't the first time those three had fun either.  

[Kuhlu]

you walk into school with no one there, as you walk further you start hearing loud footsteps and sound right then something grabs you!!! Its the principle. "Wtf are you doing here?!" He says. He looks furious. Then I remember those rumors going around...I grab his d**k and go, "You like that?" He moaned and then it all took off from there.  

[Kuhlu]

you walk into a store seeing very few people but mostly all boys. suddenly some one walks to you and introduces themself. They say that him and MJ were REALLY good friends. Then he starts talking about all the FUN he and MJ had with little boys...  

[Kuhlu]

I know the contest is over, but I was bored. <(^^)> I enjoyed this too. Do more contests like this person.  

[kirahgirl1]

a man walked into the bin THE END =D