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Sparky_the3rd Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:37 pm
says very loudly to the person next to me while touching there hand.
"NO MY DOCTOR SAYS THAT THE RASH WILL GO AWAY AS LONG AS I CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR DAILY AND THAT WHEN I CHANGE IT I SOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE. THEY MIGHT CATCH IT."
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:47 pm
(To random dude.)
QUIT CHEATING WITH YOUR WIFE WITH THAT GUY OVER THERE!
*points to other random guy.*
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:47 am
Randomly say, "They thought it was just another awkward silence, but what they didnt realize was that they were now trapped forever in...THE TWILIGHT ZONE!" then start to whistle the theme song.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:27 am
Stare at someone's chin.
First look confused, then look quietly amused while scratching your own chin.
If they blurt something out or turn away you win.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:38 am
When the silence gets too awkward, pull out a book (something occult-y) and start reading. Turn to a page with something really disgusting, tap the shoulder of the person sitting next to you and tell them "This is the good part" with a smile on your face. The person will likely be disgusted, drawing the attention of everybody else in the room. Just sit there smiling and reading as everybody else backs away very slowly....I bet it'd be hilarious.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:18 pm
I would pull out my of my books out of my bag, most likely one of the True Blood books and flip to where sookie is about to have relations with someone. Stand up move to the center of the room and start reading out loud.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:26 pm
you could do 3 things:
1) get out your phone and start playing the ringtones as loud as you can
2) stand up and yell," I AINT GUNNA TAKE MY PANTS OFF!"
or (my personal favorite)
3) start singing blah blah blah by kesha
coming out your mouth with the blah blah blah
zip your lips like a padlock
and meet me i the back with the jack and the jukebox
i dont care where you live at
just turn around boy, and let me hit that!
dont be a little girl with your chit chat,
just show me where your things at!
hahaha i censored it
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:07 am
"You smell like fish in places!!!"
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Sparky_the3rd Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:26 pm
I would start quoting Invaider zim. XD
"Why is there bacon in the soap?"]
"I made it myself!"
xD Sorry, Invaider zim nerd. razz
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:29 pm
I would take out a nerf machine gun and yell. "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" and start bombarding everyone with foam darts. XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:36 pm
Max J omikami I would take out a nerf machine gun and yell. "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" and start bombarding everyone with foam darts. XD Epic. 8D
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:20 pm
bunny_blazer I would start quoting Invaider zim. XD "Why is there bacon in the soap?"] "I made it myself!" xD Sorry, Invaider zim nerd. razz "HELLO FLOOR! MAKE ME A SMICH'! <3 GIR
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:27 pm
Red_wolf_Lover bunny_blazer I would start quoting Invaider zim. XD "Why is there bacon in the soap?"] "I made it myself!" xD Sorry, Invaider zim nerd. razz "HELLO FLOOR! MAKE ME A SMICH'! <3 GIR I saw a squirrel. It was doin' like this!- *smak smak!! pokepoke.stare* :3
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Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:09 pm
*look around and scream* OMG YOU GOT ME PREGANT *point at random guy* AND YOU LEFT ME FOR THAT WHORE *point at random girl* I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPEACIAL *run outta room fake sobbing then peek back in an see how many dirty looks the guy an girl gets*
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Sparky_the3rd Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:26 am
-slaps person next to me- YOU'RE NOT ZULU!!!
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