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Sparky_the3rd Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:52 am
i have a few smile
-good thing i brought my library card cause im checckin you out!
-you must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
-you got nice legs.. when do they open?
-is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants!
-hey thanks for callin me last night. "i didnt call you" well i was kinda hopin you would, want my number?
and last but not least there is:
-are you in karate? cause your body is bangin!
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:14 am
"And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head xD This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin"
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:44 am
-This must be the end of a rainbow. (Why?) Because I've just found my pot of gold.
-When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
-I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
-Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-Are you a zoo, because you bring the animal out in me.
-If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
-Are you dead or alive? (Why) Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:10 am
Was your daddy a butcher? "Why?" 'Cuz it looks like someone stuck two fine christmas hams on the back of your pants!
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:00 pm
I'll try my best!
-Hey good lookin, whats cookin'!
-I was gonna go fishing later, but it seems I've already found the catch of the day!
-Are you sure you're not a Vampire? Cause when I look at you, I see you Sparkle!
-You.Me. Destiny. That's all we need, Baby!
-If this was a candy store I'd sure buy you! "why?" Cause you're one Sweet Thang!
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:33 pm
- i knew milk is good for the body, but dang girl! how much you been drinking?
-come live in my heart and pay no rent
-So here I am, what are you other two wishes?
-If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
-when God made you he was showing off.
- all those curves and me with no brakes.
-Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
-Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
-Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
-Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:55 pm
ok here are mines ENJOY!
- hey i am from the FBI, Fine body Investigations, I am going to hae to ask you to assume the postion.
-all those curves and me with no brakes
-Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me
-I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what do ya say we tie up for the night?
-Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business
-I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven.
and lastly
-What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:49 am
hey are you from tennesse? bc ur the only ten-i-see!
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:45 am
my friend made up this one "moose".o.o?
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Wistful Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 4:18 pm
(I've got two sets: Talking about a girl with your friends; and talking with the girl)
Friends:
-See you later, man. I'm about to part the red sea.
-Watch me, I'm about to show you guys how to catch a dove.
-She gives a new meaning to fast and furious.
Girl:
-I'm not a rough person...unless that's how you like it. (he was kicked in the jewels)
-What size are your pants? "Why?" Because I can see myself in them. (she laughed)
-Do you want my number? "Why?" Because your body keeps calling me. (I tried this one, but even I laughed)
-You're saying 'no', but you really mean 'yes'.
-Honestly, where have you been all my life?
-Bing Bing! You Won! "What did I win?" The key to my heart!
-You have a beautiful voice. "Really?/Thanks." Do you want to come to my place and sing?
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:43 pm
when i heard this one when me and my freinds were telling the worst pick up lines ever:
Did u just fart, cause u just blew me away
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:55 pm
Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. <--Thats what Ken said to Barbie before thye married lol XD
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 12:58 pm
Hey has any1 told you that your cool an ace, coz i think you are smile specially coz you never piss me off smile
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:40 pm
late night at a friends party a guy came up to me, almost too drunk to stand, and gave me the worst pickup line EVER:
"are you a fireman? Cuz I wanna ******** you"
(note: we were both dudes, I left as soon as he said that. eek )
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