HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[QhaZomb]

I turned it into an announcement. It NEEDED to be one. XD

 

[lilwriter23]

MadxHatterxTeapot

Sullivan: D< My name is SULLIVAN!

o3o; He doesn't like when his name is not said right. Or mistaken for something else. Unless you didn't mean it. Or were talking to someone else.

Merrival: >w< Reeee.

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Sure! We could always use more reporters!

I mean Sullivan...Simon was sitting on my lap sweatdrop Sorry kittens distract me and I make typing errors...

Sorry Sullivan.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sullivan: *hides the fact he loves kittehs* Oh. Cool. No problem...

8D Who wants to make their owwn fake news report!  

[lilwriter23]

That's very big of you Sullivan.

*raises hand and holds Merrival with the other* I do!  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sullivan: Yeah...pfff. Whatever.

Merrival: o3o; Reee? *wants to be let go*

XD Theeeeen post one!  

[lilwriter23]

I don't have any ideas though...

Oh sorry *lets Merrival down* There you go. ^^  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Well...XD Make stuff up.  

[lilwriter23]

Well what would I do exactly...I could do weather but you already did that.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

XD Make up miscellaneous news casters for certain stuff, like...Chaos Factor, and Hylden Score Board, Balance Guardian Revenue or-or...OOH! Ooh! Stocks! Like Stocks in Blood and Human Food!

And...that liquid crap hylden drink. Ovaltine was it? lol

Yeah! You could be ur new sports caster and be the stock exchange lady! 8D  

[lilwriter23]

Sports caster and stock exchange lady...I can handle that...

Just give me a minute to make the post ^^  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

ooc; Here let me help you.

Good evening and welcome to Circle of 9 News Network!

I'm Madame Hatter and I'll be hosting the evening news tonight...permanently. >3> Anyways, tonight on the evening news, Our new Stock-Exchange and Sports Host!

Nosgoth's first ever zoo, and Sullivan goes head to head with the merciless Kain in a one on one interview. Will Raziel be involved?

Sullivan: Uh...if he's looking for me tell him I'm not here. I'm out wreaking havoc on some other poor soul.

We'll see...<___< Maybe you deserve a nice a** whooping Sullivan.

Sullivan: D< YOUR MOM-

I know, I know. Up a tree and then run over by a bulldozer. I get it.

Anywhooooo. Tune in for the news special this evening!  

[lilwriter23]

Hello everyone it's time for sports and stocks which I know nothing about!

So I've decided to just grab any piece of paper with numbers on it off Turel's desk and hope some of it's news.

Let's see...well the first piece of paper I have is a credit card bill that Turel will never see...and the second piece is a soccer score! Nosgoth has soccer? Whatever, anyway the Hylden team lost the first game of the season and will without a doubt suck for the rest of the season as well.
Oh and official Sarafan Hunting Day is comming up. Whoever brings home the most dead sarafan wins a special prize!

That's all for sports since Nosgoth doesn't really have any...so on to stocks!

Blood stocks are up and Nosgoth's economy isn't in the gutter yet. The only bad stock is Moebius Products which remains at no actual value,because really...

Who wants a poster of Baldy McPedostein looking at them while they try to sleep?

And finally bottled blood is the most popular drink and a Sparkle-Be-Gone is the most popular product. Just a quick spray and the vampire is chased away! Works on fangirls too!

Now I turn to my assistants Cuddles and Kitty. Any comments you guys?

Kitty: Meow!

Cuddles:...

That's all for my segment. And let's wish Kain luck on his interview.

(Sorry I know it's bad... sweatdrop I'll try better next time...if there is a next time)  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

That was the most pathetic excuse-Just kidding. xD I almost had you going there huh? No, you did fine.

Well, I guess the Hylden can't wine very time...I guess we could compare them to either The Raiders or the Detroit Lions-OOOH. Did I say that? TEEHEE. lol

Hm, I wasn't aware that Turel hid his credit card information on his desk. o.o Better put that back before he finds out.

Anyways, moving on, So Sullivan how's that interview with Kain going?

Sullivan: -____________- He's not here. And Moebius never showed up for his interview...either that or I scared him away.

Well...either way...you're still with us. >D

Sullivan: You're a cruel, sick, b*****d...

Nyeeeeeeh. *sticks tongue out* Let's go to our Nature experst Bane and Merrival. Why don't you guys tell us about that New Nosgoth Zoo hm?

Merrival: :3 *noms on a grapefruit next to Bane*

Bane: Well, Madame Hatter, I'm standing here in front of the new Nosgoth Zoo here, and what it appears to be is that it's filled witht he most unusual creatures in Nosgoth, obviously they're all very dangerous creatures.

How so? o.o

Merrival: D8 *glances behind him at the enclosure where the minotaur demons are* D< Reee! *hides*

Ah. I see.

Bane: The favorite of the zoo seems to be the ethereal Sluaghs. They're really not all that bad. Feed 'em well and they're realluy quite affectionate.

Sluagh: >w< *purrs as it is petted*

Bane: See?

Well you are the guardian of Nature, you realize?

Bane: True, well back to you Madame Hatter.

Thank you Bane. Coming up later on we'll be taking a look inside a Sarafan Stronghold to see just what the lives of fellow Sarafan are like.

But first the weather report! Sullivan-

Sullivan: >____> What do you think the weather's like?

o___o Errr. I dunno?

Sullivan: D< ********' RAIN! IT'S GONNA RAIN!  

[lilwriter23]

Didn't Sullivan already do the weather?

And I'm taking care of this bill. Considering I'm the only one who used the credit card.

*is still slightly insulted from the first line even though I already admitted I'm bad at it*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

D8 It wasn't horrible! I's sorry! It was a joke, me swears! *huggles* T^T Noooooooes.

Ahhh. I see. >o> What kind of bill is it? Por something tres expensive?

Merrival: :3 Ree? *snuffle snuffle* >w<