drug quotes

[l ShishkaBerry l]

♪ ...smoke two joints in the morning... ♪

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us then take all of your records, tapes, and CD's and burn them.

- Bill Hicks

♪ ...smoke two joints at night... ♪

Skoora, Skoora, Skoora, the gentle shark.
Skoora, Skoora. He's a killer with a broken heart.
Don't blame him! He blames himself.
Don't hate him! He hates himself.
Skoora, Skoora. Skoora the gentle shark.

 

[The Wrathful Chizuko]

I feel my fist against your face . . . .

I was looking up quotes and this one striked me as funny.


“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.”
---Ronald Reagan---

. . . . I see your face hit the floor.

 

[Obiwan katokey]

"ive been smoking the "cant find my keys" weed and somewhere out there in the world there is a "melting into the couch" s**t that would be an incredible ride. plus if i melted into the couch maybe id find my keys so it would be a win win situation." -marijuana logues  

[l u c i d x d r e a m s]

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. ~John Hardwick

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~Lily Tomlin

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. ~Keith Richards

and one from me,
I am not above the influence, I am not below the influence. I AM the ******** influence.

 

[reko0418]

Moral Pot

"I don't do drugs, just weed"

I forget who said that.

dave cheppelle in half baked  

[reko0418]

Turn on, Tune in, Drop out."”

“There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third.”

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

dude if you don't know who those are from you re made of fail-ium

"I suddenly became strangely inebriated. The external world
became changed as in a dream. Objects appeared to gain inrelief;
they assumed unusual dimensions; and colors became more glowing.
Even self-perception and the sense of time were changed. When the
eyes were closed, colored pictures flashed past in a quickly changing
kaleidoscope. After a few hours, the not unpleasant inebriation,
which had been experienced whilst I was fully conscious, disappeared.
what had caused this condition?"
- Dr. Albert Hofmann

"if you're just staring at your walls
observing echoing footfalls
from tenants wandering distant halls
then this one is for you."
-Phish/(Anastasio/Marshall)

"Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."
-Jimi Hendrix

"I get by with a little help from my friends, get high with a little help from my friends."
-The Beatles  

[reko0418]

and a classic

is there an officer problem?

but somehting from me

last year roughly twenty billion dollars where spent on the war on drugs, most of it fighting and putting people away who only had enough for themselves and thier own recreational abuse on thier own time bothering no one... what do i have to say about this you may ask... duuude you could buy mad weed for 20 billion dollars  

[Obiwan katokey]

yagami-senpai

Turn on, Tune in, Drop out."”

i recognize this quote from a drug-related song but for the life of me i cant remember...wait!! its from incense and peppermints by strawberry alarm clock!! yay for stoner memory coming through for me lol

EDIT: im totally grooving to that song now and magic carpet ride is on deck yay!!!

EDIT2: in my stoned haze i confused that quote with the quote from incense and peppermints which is "turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around"  

[reko0418]

drunkenhomer

yagami-senpai

Turn on, Tune in, Drop out."”

i recognize this quote from a drug-related song but for the life of me i cant remember...wait!! its from incense and peppermints by strawberry alarm clock!! yay for stoner memory coming through for me lol

EDIT: im totally grooving to that song now and magic carpet ride is on deck yay!!!

EDIT2: in my stoned haze i confused that quote with the quote from incense and peppermints which is "turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around"

its actually origonally from Dr. timmothy leary, i know i spelt it wrong. he was a major LSD advocate.
he actually got in serious trouble when he had some of his students take it and record their experiances  

[Obiwan katokey]

ok so im kinda overweight so the other day when i got into my friends car his gf was like why are you sweating and all i could think to say was "cus im fat" and we all cracked up laughing