The Nursery

[QhaZomb]

Hahaha, well that's.....good?

Also, I thought I'd tell you that my black and white cats Jazz and Yeti
like the Coraline movie. They were watching it intently the other day
when it came on TV and me and my mom watched it. XD

 

[trash witch]

Awww. Cute~

...I feel like going back and re-reading that godawful, eye-raping HTF lemonfic I wrote a journal about on dA.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME gonk

 

[QhaZomb]

They especially liked the scenes with the cat and jumping mice. X3

DON'T DO IT, YO. DON'T DO IT. D:

 

[trash witch]

I can see why they loved the mice scene~ >o>

And that fic... that fic is just... I... just... no.

That fic is just no.

It takes itself too seriously to really count as being My Immortal levels of funny and facepalm. This was just... painful. It was physically hurting me. I think I was crying blood by chapter 10.

The amount of OoC-ness, the amount of rape and pointless sex, the amount of badly-done guro, the amount of gratuitous German, the amount of convoluted plotlines that all went nowhere, the amount of epic logic failure, the amount of terrible writing and grammar, the amount of confusion, the amount of agony...

...I can't describe it in any other way than the Nostalgia Critic quote I put at the beginning of the journal entry.

"This! Is! It! The worst! The absolute worst! No story, no character, no plot...just pain! Pure, concentrated pain! There has never been anything this bad in the history of badness! It should be studied! It should be analyzed! It is...PURE EVIL!"

 

[Scrab Demon]

The fact that HTF has lemonfics at all makes my brain want to just die.

Just...just give up.



(Also: Delicious, unnecessarily gory details about the birth will be released after more observation has been done. Dere's gun' be papers 'bout this. You'll be able to read it after you've gotten over your brainrape trauma.)  

[QhaZomb]

Now ya see, this is why I don't read fanfic much.

I do however adore the "Gravity" SH2 fic I found.
She portrays James and everybody so accurately.
And the little sketches she does of scenes from the fic are awesome.
Her style is just delicious~

Makes me love and feel sorry for James even more.

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Back

Just finished my Silent Hill review~  

[QhaZomb]

*dashes off to read it*

~<3

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

*lays down and pops some aspirin, wiggling his cloven toes happily* =w=  

[trash witch]

Scrab Demon

The fact that HTF has lemonfics at all makes my brain want to just die.

Just...just give up.



(Also: Delicious, unnecessarily gory details about the birth will be released after more observation has been done. Dere's gun' be papers 'bout this. You'll be able to read it after you've gotten over your brainrape trauma.)

Trust me.

Flippy ******** the severed neck of a young tree friend, Nutty getting raped by a random bear with a knife tied to his d**k, a crazed ***** Russell raping Mime, and then sodomizing Flaky and eating her face, Nutty ******** a hole in the back of a dead Petunia's head, Handy becoming a necrophiliac, Pop becoming a drunk and abusive father to a Cub who can suddenly talk, Nutty and Petunia both getting AIDS out of nowhere (and immediately realizing they have AIDS), and Nutty giving up CANDY for sex are all far, far, far, far, far, far, far, FAR worse than any brainrape ANYONE here can muster up.

 

[QhaZomb]

Yeesh.

 

[trash witch]

God damn, HTF fandom.

You sure know how to ******** up a good series.

 

[QhaZomb]

Most fandoms are like that, alas.

 

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

I miss Rahab... he's going to be an uncle soon and doesn't even know it.  

[QhaZomb]

I left a comment about how I knocked you up on his profile the other day. ;D