???? - CRACK!

[Ernmeryn]

-[-stands over a pile of candy, spigot covered in glue, confetti, and a huge paper eye-

Heheh... CANDY FOR ALL!!
AHAHAHAHAHA---coughcough-!!]-

Ｉｃｈ　ｂｉｎ　ｓｅｈｒ ｋüｈｌ！

 

[HoboWright_Ace_Attorney]

"I say good man where do I happen to be at this moment in time? I was going to that new orphanage to donate thousands of dollars out of my kindness."  

[The-Crazy-Hermit-Ninja]

Song: Tsunaida Te ni Kiss wo

^-^ Yo Tigre! You're at a party man! Come on in and join the fun!

 

[Jiang Ryudo]

"The orphanage? I was just on my way there by coincidence! I have toys to give to those darling little children! Perhaps we should go together? But first... it seems there was a crime of some sort, an innocent colourful animal has been beaten for its insides.. I cannot stand animal cruelty... The murderer must be caught and told to write an essay about what they've done and how they are sorry!! Mr Tigre, perhaps together we can get justice for this poor dead creature..."
 

[HoboWright_Ace_Attorney]

"There's only one thing we could do, old chap!
Quick hop in the LionMobile!"

 

[Hobo Wright]

"HOLD IT! did I miss the partehh?"

 

[HoboWright_Ace_Attorney]

Hold it, sir!
My mommy told me never to talk to strangers!

 

[Hobo Wright]

"Your mommy was a whore though."

"SO YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO HER."  

[HoboWright_Ace_Attorney]

I heard my name...  

[Hobo Wright]

!!!  

[HoboWright_Ace_Attorney]

"Mom you should go home..."

"OK!"

 

[Hobo Wright]

"Miss, you look beautiful. You should stay, plus currently there is a party."

 

[HoboWright_Ace_Attorney]

"I used to be a stripper so I fit right in!"

 

[Hobo Wright]

'That is terrifying to know!'

 

[HoboWright_Ace_Attorney]

"Would you like to see?
I know how you love...evidence..."