101 uses of BATS.

[monstrous thief sai]

70) keeping the ghetto pigeons away from your mcdonalds  

[Fazzey]

71: For keeping friends in line
72: For making said friends help you clean your house.  

[LordKiston]

73. As a substitute when the 2x4 is gone. X3  

[monstrous thief sai]

74) aid in reposession of stuff.
a.scaring people into complying
b.beating said people if they don't agree  

[KuroAkaNeko]

75.) it makes a nice gift XD  

[Fazzey]

77: as a projectile weapon.  

[Preliat Militis]

7 cool Good for being included in the titles of threads within the main forum for the Fluffy Guild of Doom.  

[d e b i J]

79] to balance on top of your head
80] to use as stilts
81] as a toothpick for giants
82] to gather dust under a bed
83] to relieve tooth ache
84] to bust open watermelons at the beach

 

[LordKiston]

85. as a back if incase all your base are NOT belong to us yet.
86. to execute an effing awesome barrel roll.
87. to beat the crap out of n00bs that want my ROFLcakes.  

[KuroAkaNeko]

88. To make roflcakes
89. To impale people with! (a rather messy and blunt impalement)

12 more to go XD  

[Fazzey]

90: to use as a pole for midget pole dancing.  

[crazy_mongoose]

91.) Alternative house security.

92.) Alternative Car Alarm

93.) usually a joke weapon in srs games

94.) to put nails in

95.) with nails in bat, proves a better weapon than a regular bat.

96.) to get back your money
a.) from hookers
b.) from thugs
c.) from your mother





I wonder how many doubles we have...  

[LordKiston]

97. to erase memories. *Preferably amnesia*

98. to kill the kool-aid man when he busts through your house without reason.

99. know if the cake IS a lie.

100. as a basic tool in battling the mole people.

and may someone do the honors of presenting the 101 use fror bats?  

[monstrous thief sai]

101) to be a symbol for a super hero.