Who wants cupcaaaaakes?

[Lieutenant Turel]

Be rude to the person Tik. Threaten to gut him or something. Maybe he'll stop then.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sullivan: D8< I'll tell him who he is.

XD I'm hella when some people text me the wrong number.

They'll be like: 'Well, I don't know how you got this number.'

'I didn't get this number. You texted me.'

'Well, who are you?'

'That's none of your business and I would appreciate it if you did not text me again.'

'Well, I dunno how I got YOUR number then.'

'I don't either, I don't want to know. Have a nice day, do not contact me again bye.'  

[Lieutenant Turel]

If people call and I do not recognize the number, I just say "City Morgue." I did that today to a telemarketer. As for texting I threaten to use the texts as evidence when I call the police  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

My dad picks up the phone and goes: 'Hola! Como esta! 8D'

And they hang up.  

[Seraphim Skye]

Yeah, I recently got a texts like that...
Annoying as hell...
I think people text random numbers trying to piss people off stare

As for the telemarketers it's the "City Zoo" XD

 

[trash witch]

I was wondering who names their kid "Jovi".

And he stopped texting me after he asked me where I was from. .___.

His area code was the same as mine...

 

[lilwriter23]

I didn't get a treat...

Once when I was at my cousins' house this person kept calling and screaming something in Spanish. (I don't translate Spanish before 9am). And every time we told them they had the wrong number they hung up and called again!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Sera, Roadkill Cafe....  

[trash witch]

Apparently, about 4-5 different people have had my number, or one really really similar.

One was in debt and named Jose/Jesus, I've heard both. I think they're two different people in debt. Jose's in trouble with creditors.

Another is named Elizabeth.

And then there's Jovi.

I've gotten random calls in Spanish multiple times before.

:c

 

[lilwriter23]

I've also gotten a bunch of calls from places in Alabama,Florida,etc. that my car is ready to be picked up.

Which is weird because I'm not from those states...and I don't drive...  

[Sei and Jeff]

But Pickles, free car!  

[lilwriter23]

Lol yea but I think I'd have to prove it was mine.  

[Seraphim Skye]

I want a free car 8D

 

[lilwriter23]

I'll be sure to tell you next time I get a call from them.  

[Seraphim Skye]

YESSS!!!!