The Excuse Game | Lick my toes, A cat gots my tongue!

[Life_is_misery]

no cause then youll rob me  

[Embarrasing]

your suppose to leave something to do....  

[Life_is_misery]

ok get me a coke pater (inside joke but still)  

[Embarrasing]

Im busy washing clothes

Go get my money to dry clothes  

[Life_is_misery]

im broke
jump off a cliff  

[Embarrasing]

Thats dangerous

Go eat 50 jelly donuts.  

[Life_is_misery]

i dont wanna get fat
jump off a bridge then  

[Embarrasing]

Im not doing it without a parachute or bungy-cord.

Think about the food you would eat the most of.  

[Captain Mansym]

Cant because then I will get hungry

break a statue  

[Embarrasing]

Thats just gonna hurt.

Go break 5 iPhone 4's  

[Life_is_misery]

but then i cant text
do something stupid  

[Embarrasing]

I'm too smart for that.

Go ride a mule.  

[xxsickwittedxx]

Im to big.

Go ask the girl of your dreams out.  

[Embarrasing]

Already did.

Go get a reptile  

[ssaengg]

They're icky.

Hug a hobo~