You know you've played too much Metroid when....

[Final Darkness]

When you stand in front of a bright light and try to teleport. Easily the last thing you do, as it could be a train.  

[Nami the Chaos Emerald]

Rittenhouse

Throw a map at the wall becuase you are unhappy that it isn't 3d.

I have never done that. ninja Okay so there was that one time.

Pitch a fit because you haven't found the map and keep insisting that the Ing took it. Get odd looks from your friends as they ask you what you have been smoking.  

[Hakusha Tansarii]

Bash at a locked door or shoot it, thinking it will unlock and open automaticly.  

[ShadowCurse]

you stick your arm in the computer expecting to know where everything is...  

[Final Darkness]

When you light a bomb and stand on it, thinking you'll jump up. (Actually you will, but not in one piece)  

[Owl and Pussycat]

You scream at people in dodgeball, saying you aren't down because you still have 98 more energy left.

You attempt to roll down the hallway.

While all your friends have guns when playing spies in the hallways at school, you have an arm cannon.

You scream and point your arm into the air if you hear someone squeel.

When for the past 3 years, all your internet usernames have been SamusAran or something in relation to Metroid.

When you get a metroid hoodie specially done at a print shoppe.

When you dream your in the game.

When you start growing out your hair. [Hah, my hair is short.]



exclaim I have doine every thing I mentioned.

 

[ShadowCurse]

[.SamusAran.]

You scream at people in dodgeball, saying you aren't down because you still have 98 more energy left.

You attempt to roll down the hallway.

While all your friends have guns when playing spies in the hallways at school, you have an arm cannon.

You scream and point your arm into the air if you hear someone squeel.

When for the past 3 years, all your internet usernames have been SamusAran or something in relation to Metroid.

When you get a metroid hoodie specially done at a print shoppe.

When you dream your in the game.

When you start growing out your hair. [Hah, my hair is short.]



exclaim I have doine every thing I mentioned.

HEHE...impressive  

[Hakusha Tansarii]

become scared of crackling noises and run in fear of being mutated...  

[Hakusha Tansarii]

use your cell phone and try to call your car, thinking it will drive to you..(beleive me..it doesn't work. And if it does, the car might not stop.)  

[Final Darkness]

When you try to absorb a dead creature in order to gain the ultimate beam  

[Hakusha Tansarii]

Jump of a 5 story building and try to land on your feet.  

[Hakusha Tansarii]

Try to stay up every second of the day, running all over the place.  

[Arch-Omega]

When you go down to the zoo and attack the largest crocodile there screaming "You have evaded me for a long time Kraid, but now, you die!".
Then, after being sedated by the zookeepers and having your arm surgically re-attached, you go and blow up all the jellyfish with your home-made 'missiles'.
I'm still serving a community service for doing that.
The police just didn't understand when i told them that i was saving the world from evil space-pirates.
But they'll see. They'll all see!
I'm not crazy, i'm special !
MWAHAHAHAHA


Sorry.
Got carried away there sweatdrop  

[Final Darkness]

When you see a locked door and try to use a missile on it.  

[Lord_Zeion]

When you think your moms garden is the entercen to brinstar. Then you try to find the door by diging but then you get grounded.