Free gold if you make me laugh random number of gold

[naamynia12]

Ok. Here is my joke.

One day in a classroom a teacher was giving out homework. She told the class "Now. I want all of you to learn the first four letters of the ABC." All the children said OK. A wee boy was having trouble so he went to his mother in the kitchen and said " Mum! Whats the first leter in the alphabet?"
"Shut up!" replyed the mother because she was in an important phonecall. So he went to his dad who was in the livingroom watchin darts. The wee bot said "Dad! Whats the second leter in the alphabet?"
"180!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted the dad. So the wee boy went to find hs younger brother who was watching batman. He asked his brother "Whats the thirdleter in the alphabet?"
"Din-Din-Din BATMAN!" replyed his younger brother. So then he asked his sisters doll "Whats the fourthleter in the alphabet?"
He pulled the string on the doll and it said "In ma vroom vroom car."
So the next day the the teacher went round the class and asked them their ABC's and asked the wee boy what was the first leter of the ABC?
"SHUT UP!" replyed the boy.
"How dare you say that! How many detention slips do you think you will be getting?!" said the teacher.
"180!!!!!!!!!!!!!" relpyed the wee boy.
"Who do you think you are?!" said the teacher.
"Din-Din-Din BATMAN!" replyed the wee boy.
"How do you think your going to get away with this!?" said the teacher
"In ma vroom vroom car" replyed the wee boy.
rofl rofl rofl rofl sweatdrop  

[possom4444]

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama

A grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!"  

[MetalKnight94]

I bought my girlfriend a new pair of shoes and a vibrater for her birthday if she doesn't like the shoes she can go f*ck herself  

[CobaltSDragon]

An angel went to get some flour. She got mad because there was blood spilled all over the floor. Then she saw a demon. They both went home and made cookies!! blaugh  

[Ulquiorra_S93]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw

biggrin  

[Ulquiorra_S93]

naamynia12

Ok. Here is my joke.

One day in a classroom a teacher was giving out homework. She told the class "Now. I want all of you to learn the first four letters of the ABC." All the children said OK. A wee boy was having trouble so he went to his mother in the kitchen and said " Mum! Whats the first leter in the alphabet?"
"Shut up!" replyed the mother because she was in an important phonecall. So he went to his dad who was in the livingroom watchin darts. The wee bot said "Dad! Whats the second leter in the alphabet?"
"180!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted the dad. So the wee boy went to find hs younger brother who was watching batman. He asked his brother "Whats the thirdleter in the alphabet?"
"Din-Din-Din BATMAN!" replyed his younger brother. So then he asked his sisters doll "Whats the fourthleter in the alphabet?"
He pulled the string on the doll and it said "In ma vroom vroom car."
So the next day the the teacher went round the class and asked them their ABC's and asked the wee boy what was the first leter of the ABC?
"SHUT UP!" replyed the boy.
"How dare you say that! How many detention slips do you think you will be getting?!" said the teacher.
"180!!!!!!!!!!!!!" relpyed the wee boy.
"Who do you think you are?!" said the teacher.
"Din-Din-Din BATMAN!" replyed the wee boy.
"How do you think your going to get away with this!?" said the teacher
"In ma vroom vroom car" replyed the wee boy.
rofl rofl rofl rofl sweatdrop

hahaha thats funny! xD  

[Sex_al Harass__nt]

You know why Chinese people can't have kids??
Two WONGS don't make a WIGHT!! rofl  

[Actual_Ryo_Asuka]

Hmmmm, I might as well give this a shot O wO

An alien came to earth, and he wanted to learn english, so he walked around town. He saw a quire, and heard them singing.
Me me me me me
So he said it too. He continued walking, and saw a young girl crying. She was pointing at a young boy in front of her screaming
He took my lollipop!
So he said it too. He walked by an italien restaurant, and saw a man hitting his fist against a table, saying
Forks and knives, forks and knives
So he said it too. He went to a football game, and one of the players scored a touchdown. He heard a man in the crowd scream...
Yes!
So he said it too. A police officer was walking around in the stands, and had a photograph of a man. He then asked...
Who killed this man?
The alien replied Me me me me me!
The police, in shock, asked, Why would you do such a thing?!
The alien, noticing that the police man understood him, replied, He stole my lollipop!
Well, what did you kill him with? He asked.
Forks and knives, forks and knives. The alien replied.
That's it you're going to jail... The police officer said, as he pulled out a pair of hand cuffs.
As the alien was being escorted to the vehicle, he screamed, YES!  

[iNeonRainbowz]

xXHarm_Love_TakesXx

If you make me laugh so hard i start weezing i will give you 100k gold.
If you get me to laugh so hard i am rolling around on the ground i will give you 75k gold.
If you get me to laugh hard i snort you get 50k gold.
Any other things 100-10k gold

If you roll 25,50,25,100,125,150,175,200(you can add the two numbers up) I will give you 3k gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykw3lGoKSBU&feature=player_detailpage  

[xZombieKillerx1]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.  

[Zennti]

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PEEEENIS. rofl

 

[AwesomeSuperNerd]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"  

[GingaNinja95]

ok lemme try
three guys where in a bar the first one walked out and gets hit by a car, the second gets up and goes to see what happened and gets hit by the same car, so the third guy goes to his car and drives away why did he not get hit by the car?

A: because he was the one driving the car that hit the other two guys


xd xd xd  

[Onixele34]

NOMNOMNOMNOMZ

xXHarm_Love_TakesXx

If you make me laugh so hard i start weezing i will give you 100k gold.
If you get me to laugh so hard i am rolling around on the ground i will give you 75k gold.
If you get me to laugh hard i snort you get 50k gold.
Any other things 100-10k gold

If you roll 25,50,25,100,125,150,175,200(you can add the two numbers up) I will give you 3k gold.

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykw3lGoKSBU&feature=player_detailpage

It was D:  

[l3utterflies_xD]

What did the finger say to the thumb? "I'm in glove with you"
Where do pigs park their cars? In the porking lot.
What did the plate say to the other plate? "Lunch is on me"
Why did the banana leave the cinema? Cause the film didn't 'appeal' to him.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Cause they use 'honey-combs'

and one last one... ;P

So a plane is crashing with everyone in it & a woman gets up and says "I want to die feeling like a woman, is there any man who is brave enough to do this?"
One man stands up, takes off his shirt, throws it at her and says:
"Here. Go iron this."
rofl rofl rofl rofl