Snow? Global warming eats your snow.

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 5

Rolled AC: 5
Rolled damage: 17

Attack unsuccessful. Horus attempts to maintain order but all the Labtechs begin talking at once without raising their hand.

Remaining enemy HP: 5

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs

AC: 12
HP: 5

Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 1

Attack unsuccessful. Horus continues in her attempt to restore order but the Labtechs are all arguing about semantics. -facepalms-

Remaining enemy HP: 5

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Labtechs (Defeated)

AC: 12
HP: 23

Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 11

Attack successful. Horus shoos them all out of the space she rented at the downtown rec center and starts locking up.

Remaining enemy HP: 0

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 70

Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 4

A cold wind blows across the hall of the Rec Center as Horus is locking up. She wraps the chain around the handles and fastens it with the key. "All done." she thought.

"BWAHAHAHA!" an oh so familiar laugh comes racking down the hallway. A foreboding chill goes down Horus' spine and she freezes in her tracks. She looks up to see a shadowy figure walking towards her. "Hello, Horus."

"Hello,....Gambino."

Attack unsuccessful. Horus pulls out her .38 special firing two precise shots at Gambino, but the sneaky tycoon dodges both of 'em anyway.

"Go ahead and shoot! I'll come back! I always come back! ...But dying is such a lulu."

Remaining enemy HP: 70

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 70

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 16

Attack unsuccessful. Horus runs and slides on her knees firing off several shots but none of them. Shoot. I worked in the movies. ._.

Remaining enemy HP: 70

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 70

Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 6

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino darts into one of the rooms kicking the door open. Horus stalks him looking around corners.

Remaining enemy HP: 70

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 70

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 15

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino darts into yet another one of the rooms kicking the door open. Horus continues to stalk him looking around corners.

Remaining enemy HP: 70

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 70

Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 20

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino darts into one of the rooms kicking the door open. Horus stalks him looking around corners. Horus calls from behind a trash can, "Come on out Johnny! I just wanna talk!"

Remaining enemy HP: 70

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 70

Rolled AC: 17
Rolled damage: 17

Attack successful. Horus throws a pencil on the floor to lure Johnny out. He looks around a corner and gets a bullet right in the knee cap.

Remaining enemy HP: 53

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 53

Rolled AC: 10
Rolled damage: 19

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino holds his knee in pain and limps into the rec room office locking the door.

Remaining enemy HP: 53

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 53

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 8

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino hides under a desk in the Rec Center office in a fashion not unlike that scene from Jurassic Park.

Remaining enemy HP: 53

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 53

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 20

Attack unsuccessful. Horus picks up a stapler and makes it talk like on "Dead like Me".

Remaining enemy HP: 53

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 53

Rolled AC: 20
Rolled damage: 1

Attack successful. Gambino feels slightly upset about being hunted down but not that much really.

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 4
Rolled damage: 14

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino gets over that almost noticeable feeling of dread. He slowly walks to the soda machine and grabs a Red Bino. They are pretty good ya know.

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[BigTits McGillicuddy]

Enemy: Gambino

AC: 16
HP: 52

Rolled AC: 15 (really?)
Rolled damage: 16

Attack unsuccessful. Gambino pulls out his iPhone and checks his facebook.

Remaining enemy HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 1