Inferno Breeze's Epic Adventure

[Inferno Breeze]

The wind, however, had a side effect of scattering the elves. It would be a while before she'd be able to track them down again.

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 34

Attack failed

Remaining enemy HP: 34

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Inferno Breeze]

A fleck of white rounding a corner! ZAP and a tech cries in pain. A little finger lying on the cracked pavement is the only trace that it was there at all.

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 34

Attack Successful

Remaining enemy HP: 31

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Inferno Breeze]

Breeze decides to take in impromptu nap. You lose a turn.

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 31

Attack failed

Remaining enemy HP: 31

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Inferno Breeze]

Breeze turns into a dinosaur and eats one of the labtechs.

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 31

Attack successful

Remaining enemy HP: 21

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Inferno Breeze]

Breezasaur is still hungry. Stalking through the town, she uses her heightened dinosaur sense of smell to track down another elf tech. Yummy. Lunch.

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 21

Attack successful

Remaining enemy HP: 10

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Inferno Breeze]

Mmmmm. Labtechs are delicious. Breezasaur uses her superior tracking, running, and hunting skills to pick off each tech one by one. They do not stand a chance against the ferocious jaw filled with razor-sharp teeth. Breezasaur is a killing machine.

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 10

Attack successful

Remaining enemy HP: 0

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Inferno Breeze]

Breezasaur is still hungry after devouring the techs. They were too small, no muscle. Nerds stuck in a lab all day and in front of a computer all night. No density to their meat. Breezasaur needs to find larger prey. A giant man appears on the horizon. Breezasaur drools. It is obviously pure lean meat, no fat to go to Breezasaur's hips. It is the man... Gambino. Maybe to Gaia he is almost a god, but to Breezasaur's teeth, he is simply another sack of meat.

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 70

Attack successful.

Remaining HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Inferno Breeze]

Gambino turns out to be very stringy and his clothes aren't made of organic fibers and stick in Breezasaur's teeth. Breezasaur must sit out for while to pick all of the polyester fibers out of her mouth sad

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 52

Attack Failed

Remaining HP: 52

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Inferno Breeze]

Back to the fight, the Breezasaur stomps
Her gleaming smile now cleaned
And upon the man, Gambino, the Breezasaur chomps
Soon she will defeat this fiend.

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 52

Attack successful

Remaining HP: 41

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Inferno Breeze]

Breezasaur whips around and uses her almighty dino kick to tear off one of Gambino's arms! The travesty!

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 41

Attack successful

Remaining HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Inferno Breeze]

in a vain attempt to make a combo tornado spin, Breezasaur lands flat on her face. Gambino takes this chance to beat her up with his fists. Unfortunately, Breezasaur is a freaking dinosaur. A GIGANTIC freaking dinosaur. Gambino's fists are ineffective.

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 24

Attack failed

Remaining HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Inferno Breeze]

After complete humiliation after her failed karate kick, Breezasaur lays demoralized upon the ground. The man Gambino finally figures outs that his fists aren't doing much damage and decides to go off looking for better weaponry. Breezasaur sighs in contemplation about the injustice of life.

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 24

Attack failed

Remaining HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Inferno Breeze]

The man Gambino returns... with a chainsaw. As depressed as Breezasaur is, she realizes that her dino skin, while tough, can not withstand such destructive prowess contained within the chainsaw. She figures it is best to attack before Gambino manages to get the weapon going. Charging, she swerves at the last moment as the contraption roars to life.

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 24

Attack failed

Remaining HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 0  

[Inferno Breeze]

Breezasaur gulps. A chainsaw is a brilliant tactical maneuver on the part of Gambino. Dinosaurs are all inherently afraid of chainsaws. Scientists believe that it reminds them of their own teeth, but moving very fast in an elongated mouth. Dinosaurs are all inherently afraid of accidentally eating themselves. Scientists have not yet been able to explain this phenomena. Breezasaur circles it warily. Having originally been human, she is able to suppress her dinosaurian terror with pure, white logic. Gambino, although wielding a chainsaw, is still just a stack of meat and bones while Breezasaur is a hunter.

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 24

Attack failed

Remaining HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 1  

[Inferno Breeze]

Breezasaur lopes to the right and lunges. Gambino swings the heavy machine around to meat her, but her superior reflexes allow Breezasaur to change her direction midair and land to the left of Gambino. Snapping her jaw at his arm, he manages to spin on his feet and drop to his knees, avoiding the bite.

Tier 3 - Gambino

AC - 16
HP - 24

Attack failed

Remaining HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 0