Integer Saves Modmas

[integer01853]

Bionic arm charged and ready to go...
With battery in place it's beginning to glow

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 70
Rolled AC: 14
Rolled damage: 1
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 70
Remaining daily attacks: 0

%$#&^@* evil evil evil
Gambino is a cheater...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah!  

[integer01853]

Gambino forgot about me, now he will pay
My supercharged bionic arm will connect with him today

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 70
Rolled AC: 18
Rolled damage: 9
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 61
Remaining daily attempts: 1

Bionic arm hit that Gambino just fine
Knocking his HP down by a whole 9
I knew I could do it with a little persistence
And pray that punch 2 will not meet much resistance.  

[integer01853]

Gambino, get ready, I don't plan to miss,
I said to him under my breath with a hiss.

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 61
Rolled AC: 11
Rolled Damage: 4
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 61
Remaining daily attacks: 0

I wound up that bionic arm oh so tight
Then I punched him with all of my might
When finally I was about to stop spinning
Gambino just shouted, "Hey Integer, you missed and I'm winning!"  

[integer01853]

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 61
Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 3
Attack: Successful
Remaining enemy HP: 58
Remaining daily attacks: 1

"Gambino I got you!", I shouted with glee,
Then noticed his HP went down by just three,
I'll not be disuaded you miserable coot!
Tomorrow I'm adding a new bionic boot.

But today I have one more chance; I might trick him.
I'll wait til he's tweeting and then I'll go kick him!  

[integer01853]

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 58
Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 8
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 58
Remaining daily attacks: 0

That sneaky Gambino has got to have spies,
And he's filling them up with all kinds of lies.
I know for a fact now, he's really a cheater,
Cuz when I attacked him he started his tweeter!
His spies might have saved him this time, it's true,
But I'll have the last laugh when Gambino turns blue.  

[integer01853]

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 58
Rolled AC: 5
Rolled damage: 19
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 58
Remaining daily attacks: 1

Integer shakes and trembles with fear,
Gambino must die by the end of the year.
Can Modmas be saved? I'm starting to wonder,
Or will it fall victim to Gambino's plunder.  

[integer01853]

Enemy: Gambino AC: 16 HP: 58
Rolled AC: 6
Rolled damage: 1
Attack: Unsuccessful
Remaining enemy HP: 58
Remaining daily attacks: 0

Though it seems Integers attemps to save Modmas did fail,
This certainly can't be the end of this tale.
You see Integer hid cameras in those limbs that recorded
The cheating to which Gambino and his spies had resorted.
They painted all the dice with numbers real low,
So off to the pokey they all will now go.
They'll stay in that jail for the entire New Year,
And when they're released, Integer will be waiting right here.