The Adorable (but picky) Skank & (Angry) Ip-Ma'm....

[Preliat Militis]

Do you like my swagger? =D  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Thats cool.

BUT NOT SEXY.  

[Preliat Militis]

You're right.... http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/12/giorgio-armani-speedo.jpg

How's that?  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Thats perfect.  

[Preliat Militis]

I thought you'd approve of my robust shmexiness. 4laugh

Now, who wants an escort? =D  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

If you don't get a job soon, I'm selling you. =/  

[Preliat Militis]

You're a mean Mistress. >_> You just don't get how stressful being an adorable skank is...  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

Ahaha... how cute.

Complaining to me. =D

Now go be cute to that hungry looking man down the street.  

[Preliat Militis]

I don't strut my stuff for menfolk. >_> *snaps fingers three times* Mm-mmm.  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

-takes out a box and some tape-

surprised  

[Preliat Militis]

Oh no you didn't. D:  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

-picks up some rope, nylon, and super glue-

^^

Here skank.. come here..  

[Preliat Militis]

Nuh-huh! I gots child support to pay, and my baby mama is coming with the pay-check. I aint got time to be bondagefied by Mistress Ip Ma'am for a male client! *storms off*  

[Rabid Bagel Cow Thing]

You have a baby?

...

Maybe we can sell your baby mama instead.  

[Preliat Militis]

I don't care about her. She's a bi-otch. My wifey is the only one I need. 3nodding

*hands over baby mama*

So am I just a mascot then, since she's making the moneez?