Vampire Vending

[Lieutenant Turel]

( stare puts earmuffs on)
You receive a free night with Vorador. Guess what that entails

*inserts coin*  

[ArkRaptor]

You receive a blood goblet from Janos' Keep.
There's no blood in it, though.

*inserts coin*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive parts of Magnus' Furnace. It smells of something awful

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You receive 2 toes and a thumb from a dead Melchiahim, all in a bag with an eyeball from a random Sarafan.

*inserts coin*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive a mail order hylden bride. She's a good cook but unfortunately, the food she eats is poisonous to you. She meant well.

*inserts coin*  

[Bluetabbycat]

You receive one of the massive cleavers the Sarafan use in BO2.

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Big Winner! You win the Chronoplast! Moebius is so mad now.

*inserts coin*  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

(With Vorador? No thanks...)

You received the hilt of the soul reaver where the sun don't shine

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Jackpot! You receive the Nexus stone! Now go use it on Hylden Lord Possessed Janos Audron to remind him that you can kick his a** again! Only this time it's Raziel kicking the Hylden Lord's a** and not Kain. >8D

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

Congratulations! You have won a Sarafan helmet with the head still inside. Wonder what happened to the body...

*inserts coin*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

D: Alas poor Yorick. I know him well. *tosses helmet*

You Receive Umah's Lingerie. Yuck. I don't think you wanna know where it's been.

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive one of Elzevir's dolls. it's a cute little girl. A very well done doll actually. Anatomically correct too. He's a creepy person.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive Vorador's codpiece. Errr...I wouldn't keep that if I were you.

Ooh! Dolly! ^^

*inserts coin(  

[Lieutenant Turel]

AUGH!

You receive a free night with the Seer. Have fun with that.

*inserts coin*  

[Seraphim Skye]

You set loose a greater demon that had just been brought in from the Hylden City.

I suggest you run...

*inserts coin*