GUIDE TO BUYING RAILS FOR KLASHINOKOVS

[Das Rabble Rouser]

Recon_Ninja_985

purple drank- "mosin bayonet.jpg"

IVAN CHESNOKOV - I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE.

WAIT HERE, I GO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER

I laughed at that too I used to read Ivans posts and somehow it reminded me of Kahn from king of the hill. Now I hear it in Heavy's voice.


http://thdark.deviantart.com/art/The-Fists-Teleporter-195431130  

[Recon_Ninja_985]

LAST TIME ARMY CARRY BAD PISTOL INTO COMBAT WAS NAMBU OF JAPANESE EMPIRE. SINCE THAT TIME MILLIONS OF MEN CARRY PISTOL OF 9 MILLIMETERS. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM WITH STUPID GENEVA TREATY BALL BULLET. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU WITH TEN ROUBLES PER CARTRIDGE HOLLOW NOSE BULLET AND FANCY BRASS OF NICKEL PLATING. YOU PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE, YOU CARRY MANY CARTRIDGE. WHEN MAN WAVES GUN AT YOU, FILL HIM WITH BULLETS FAST AND STRAIGHT. MORE HOLES IS BETTER THAN BIG HOLES. CARRY PISTOL WITH LARGE MAGAZINE AND MANY CARTRIDGE.  

[Private Sanders]

Recon_Ninja_985

LAST TIME ARMY CARRY BAD PISTOL INTO COMBAT WAS NAMBU OF JAPANESE EMPIRE. SINCE THAT TIME MILLIONS OF MEN CARRY PISTOL OF 9 MILLIMETERS. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM WITH STUPID GENEVA TREATY BALL BULLET. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU WITH TEN ROUBLES PER CARTRIDGE HOLLOW NOSE BULLET AND FANCY BRASS OF NICKEL PLATING. YOU PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE, YOU CARRY MANY CARTRIDGE. WHEN MAN WAVES GUN AT YOU, FILL HIM WITH BULLETS FAST AND STRAIGHT. MORE HOLES IS BETTER THAN BIG HOLES. CARRY PISTOL WITH LARGE MAGAZINE AND MANY CARTRIDGE.

Yes. This is good.  

[Man of the Demoneye]

Jackie Flores

Recon_Ninja_985

LAST TIME ARMY CARRY BAD PISTOL INTO COMBAT WAS NAMBU OF JAPANESE EMPIRE. SINCE THAT TIME MILLIONS OF MEN CARRY PISTOL OF 9 MILLIMETERS. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM WITH STUPID GENEVA TREATY BALL BULLET. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU WITH TEN ROUBLES PER CARTRIDGE HOLLOW NOSE BULLET AND FANCY BRASS OF NICKEL PLATING. YOU PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE, YOU CARRY MANY CARTRIDGE. WHEN MAN WAVES GUN AT YOU, FILL HIM WITH BULLETS FAST AND STRAIGHT. MORE HOLES IS BETTER THAN BIG HOLES. CARRY PISTOL WITH LARGE MAGAZINE AND MANY CARTRIDGE.

Yes. This is good.

COMRADES, WHY YOU SETTLE FOR PUNY FACIST CARTRIDGE TO COMPENSATE FOR BAD AIM AND WEAK WRISTS? A MAN MUST THROW MONEY AWAY TO PRACTICE WITH FANCY EXPENSIVE CARTRIDGE. ONLY REASON MAN GETS OVER COMPLICATED CARTRIDGE IS TO PRETEND HE IS SCIENCE MAN OF FUTURE WITH CHARTS TO TRY TO MAKE PUNY CARTRIDGE SAME AS STUPID GENEVA TREATY BALL BULLET OF .45 CALIBER. PUNY BULLET CAN NOT STOP MAN WITH ONE SHOT, LIKE IN PHILIPINES, SO MANY BULLETS NEED TO BE SHOT TO TURN ENEMY INTO SPONGE. WHERE IS CAPACITY NOW? BE MAN. USE .45.
 

[Ivan Chesnokov]

oh hai guise  

[Recon_Ninja_985]

eek  

[Orkronos]

Our god has come. Let us rejoice in praise!  

[Private Sanders]

Ivan Chesnokov

oh hai guise

COMRADE!  

[Valkyrie Hatter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7jsdj7sqGQ

Now it's a gay European cult dance party.  

[Das Rabble Rouser]

Ivan is my new mule account.  

[Floyd]

I demand many bottles of good Russian vodka for to celebrate our new comrade! Drink until vodka flows from pores like sweat!

Welcome to our god of guns! twisted  

[Ivan Chesnokov]

To repeat myself this is Das Rabble Rouser. I like the persona of Ivan so I just had to emulate this on gaia. xd  

[Orkronos]

Valkyrie Hatter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7jsdj7sqGQ

Now it's a gay European cult dance party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyiEaSzpdMk
moar like.  

[Orkronos]

Ivan Chesnokov

To repeat myself this is Das Rabble Rouser. I like the persona of Ivan so I just had to emulate this on gaia. xd

FALSE PROPHET!  

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Orkronos

Ivan Chesnokov

To repeat myself this is Das Rabble Rouser. I like the persona of Ivan so I just had to emulate this on gaia. xd

FALSE PROPHET!

No, I think it's more like a stand-in, since we can't have the real thing. Kinda like a mall Santa. Except with vodka and guns.