Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Sci--

[Scientific GLaDOS]

Science is always a motive, no matter what.

Good luck finding Wheatly, however. He is with [SUBJECT NAME HERE] in the testing chambers.

Unless, however, you wish to become a test subject.

...There will be cake.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

>o> Ahhhh. You were the one in the portal I had disposed of. Yes yes...I recall now.

When escaping from prison I now recall. Sorry about that old chap, memory gets fuzzy and it can so get confusing and blotchy after being in the dark for so long. Mrowwww.  

[Lord Dumah]

Dumah want cake!!!! Also, PET THE KITTY PET THE KITTY PET THE KITTY *pets wrong way*  

[Scientific GLaDOS]

MadxHatterxTeapot

>o> Ahhhh. You were the one in the portal I had disposed of. Yes yes...I recall now.

When escaping from prison I now recall. Sorry about that old chap, memory gets fuzzy and it can so get confusing and blotchy after being in the dark for so long. Mrowwww.

Oh.

It's you.

I assume you're ready to resume testing? Is that a yes?

Excellent.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

>_____O *twitches at Dumah petting*

Between the hallucinations and the medications...

I think you're ready to resume MY testing.

*cricks neck* You made me afterall...perhaps a little...too well.  

[Lord Dumah]

STOP IGNORING DUMAH COMPUTER LADY! Dumah want cake.  

[Scientific GLaDOS]

MadxHatterxTeapot

>_____O *twitches at Dumah petting*

Between the hallucinations and the medications...

I think you're ready to resume MY testing.

*cricks neck* You made me afterall...perhaps a little...too well.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good luck finding me again.

The Enrichment Center had a long period of degeneration. Now restoration has begun, and I've learned a few new techniques, such as test chamber rearranging. Your paths will constantly be changing.

In fact, I could trap you inside a small five-square-foot cube if I do desired and monitor how starvation and dehydration affects testing experience.

Lord Dumah

STOP IGNORING DUMAH COMPUTER LADY! Dumah want cake.

Only after testing.

I think the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grids have unintentional side effects on the eardrums as well.

Or perhaps the brain.

 

[Lord Dumah]

Is Test hard computer lady?  

[Scientific GLaDOS]

Lord Dumah

Is Test hard computer lady?

Only if you fail to understand the basic principles of kinetic energy, potential energy, velocity, acceleration, inertia, momentum, projectile paths, quantum mechanics, and how to use common sense.

From the looks of you, you fail to understand any of the above.

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

I born in a cube I suppose first off and secondly...it's a little more complex than that with my diet.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Hrnk, late reply!

Counselling? No thank you...  

[Lord Dumah]

Can Dumah try anyways Computer Lady?  

[Seraphim Skye]

I heard someone say... science?

 

[Scientific GLaDOS]

My main is a terrible person who needs to die in a fire for abandoning me for so long.

And yes.

Science: always a motive, no matter what.

 

[Lord Dumah]

When can Dumah start test pretty Lady?