Cupcakes for Rosie

[Lieutenant Turel]

I need to get my summer clothes  

[trash witch]

Best beach avi I could scrounge up.

Oh god I hate these transparent legs go away go away go away

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Tik is a ghost!  

[Seraphim Skye]

Who wants to go swimming?!
8D

 

[trash witch]

Lieutenant Turel

Tik is a ghost!

We prefer the term "paranormal entity".

Waitwhat?

Also, *squirts you with sunscreen*.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Oh, the PC term is something else now? And hey! Stop squirting white liquid on me. You're a strange woman  

[trash witch]

Seraphim Skye

Who wants to go swimming?!
8D

How many of us can swim without dissolving, again?

 

[trash witch]

Lieutenant Turel

Oh, the PC term is something else now? And hey! Stop squirting white liquid on me. You're a strange woman

Oh hush, take it like a man.

*squiiirrrrt*

I have like a crate of these things.

 

[Seraphim Skye]

Szomoru

How many of us can swim without dissolving, again?

I'm not sure...

 

[trash witch]

Hmm...

I think the only vampires exempt from dissolving are Rahab, his kin, and post-abyss Raz (not exactly vampire, but still).

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

I cannot swim. It would hurt me.  

[trash witch]

I could dunk you in a tub of that waterproof liquid skin-coating.

It would probably be absolute hell to pull off, but you'd be able to swim, I think.

 

[Samt03]

Oh just use a blood pool and you'll be fine.  

[Scrab Demon]

Yay beach party!  

[trash witch]

Samt03

Oh just use a blood pool and you'll be fine.

That sounds like it would either clot up eventually, turn brown, and/or be incredibly sticky.

... ;o ~

Of course, there's thinner. Thinner solves everything.