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 Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:30 pm
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
What is your name?: Bekari
What does it mean?!: DADDY MADE ME FIRST....and Momma helped. Maybe.
Your dad is a huge whiner. Your aunt says he ate poop. How does this make you feel?: But it tastes so good!! And he's right. About everything. AUNTIE IS A MEANIE-FACE! ;;
Do you get along with your oldest sister/heir to your mother's throne?: She's whiney like Daddy, so we're totally bffls... Whaa, she thinks I'm annoying? D;>
What will your future occupation be and why? Will you remain a servant, or do you aspire to be a seeker?: Royal Consort, just like Daddy!...Wait, what do you mean, I can't be a consort? D: Well that's silly. I'll be a servant, so I can serve Daddy and make him happy.... You mean I can't do that, either?! I have to serve the girls? eww... Maybe if Daddy was a girl... Okay, fine.
Lions. Thoughts? Feelings?: What's a lion?
Your mom is cool and everything, but who is the greater Queen? Her, or your Aunt Dikeledi? Why?: Momma! Cause Daddy picked her. That must mean she's the BEST OMG <333 What, who picked who? Momma picked Daddy? Daddy totally picked her first....
Your cousin Chippy is a seer. How do you feel about this? What does it mean to you?: I think she thinks I smell bad. She always starts acting funny. It isn't my poop breath, is it? But she's sooo cooool. She's always telling really crazy stories, and I totally believe all of the things she says she's seen!
Your older brother Kepo and your cousin Kele do not get along. When the come together it's like a brilliant explosion of angry stupidity. Whose side are you on? Do you even know why they hate each other?: Go, Team Kepo! If he's my brother, then Daddy made him, too. Kele's just jealous because Daddy loves Kepo more. Daddy didn't make Kele. Kele is ugly! >P
How do you feel about being the oldest/only boy in your litter? Is this a good thing or a bad thing?: DADDY MADE ME FIRST. That's why I'm Bekari 8D It means he loves me the mostest <3
All About This Guy.
More about you, the player.
Do you have AIM/MSN/whatever?: AIM: fauxfoux7
Why do you want to join this family?: It's fantastically dysfunctional. I love it.
What kind of plots do you want to see?: He's obsessed with Bekeli (you couldn't tell?), but is unfortunately NOT his favorite. He will be completely ignorant of the favoritism being directed away from himself, and always assume incorrectly. He's a complete dunce, so he's gonna make a lot of clumsy mistakes that could end up with some of his family hating him for his idiocy. I want to see him have to be put in his place as a servant, because he simply won't understand that he can't be anything higher.
The plot I MOST want to see is a showdown of some sort between Bekari and Kibibi. They both adore Bekeli, but Bekari isn't quite as needy - he simply assumes. This miscommunication and sibling rivalry could be fun for the dysfunction <3
What kind of plots do you NOT want to see?: I don't particularly care, but I just don't want him to get horribly injured or anything like that. I'd like him to stay on relatively good terms with his siblings ("Daddy's Favorite" and Kibibi aside). BUT ESPECIALLY - never leave the clan!
Have you read the rules? Stating yes means that you agree to them.: -solemn nod-
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:32 pm
I swear that entry must have been done on pure crack....
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:04 pm
(I swear I wrote this like, yesterday and didn't copy Fu's)
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
What is your name?: Baka
What does it mean?!: Ba from Bahari, Ka from Zalika, Baka is “fool or idiot” in Japanese.
Your dad is a huge whiner. Your aunt says he ate poop. How does this make you feel?:
“He eats poop!! Haa! He’s a poop eater!” Baka bursts into laughter, rolling on the ground, only to start squirming as he realizes he has an itch. For a moment he looks confused, having forgotten what he was laughing about, then he rolls to his side to n** for fleas and wait (possibly?) for the next question. No... now he’s licking himself.
Do you get along with your oldest sister/heir to your mother's throne?:
“She once looked at me! I think she liiiikes me!” Then he stops, looking thoughtful. “You think she likes me, don’cha?” he asks, cocking his head at the questioner. Abruptly he starts to laugh. “You said throne! Dad’s there, eating poop!”
What will your future occupation be and why? Will you remain a servant, or do you aspire to be a seeker?:
“I’m going to be a lion killer! Rah! Females will fall a’my feet!” Baka proclaims, growling and posing in ridiculous poses for a second. “An’ I’ll get allll the girls!” For some reason Baka bursts into laughter again.
Lions. Thoughts? Feelings?:
“Kill’em ALL!” he bellows, barking and dancing in a circle before going right back into his ridiculous poses and growls. He nips the air and starts wrestling with an invisible opponent, only to yelp as he hurts himself.
Your mom is cool and everything, but who is the greater Queen? Her, or your Aunt Dikeledi? Why?:
“They’re both okay, I guess,” Baka says, nipping for fleas again. “But once Aunt Dikeledi got reaaal mad at me! It was great! She was all ‘RAWR RAWR RAWR!!’ and I thought I was gonna die!” Which, scarily, he seems quite happy about, as if it were the greatest thing he’d ever seen.
Your cousin Chippy is a seer. How do you feel about this? What does it mean to you?:
“I see dead people,” Baka claims, his eyes wide and serious. Then he bursts into laughter yet again, rolling on the ground, his paws pawing at the sky happily. “I see dead people!” he repeated, dying at his own extremely strange joke. The question about Chippy has been forgotten entirely.
Your older brother Kepo and your cousin Kele do not get along. When the come together it's like a brilliant explosion of angry stupidity. Whose side are you on? Do you even know why they hate each other?:
“I like to root for the winner!” Baka says happily. “They’re all ‘grr’ and ‘roar’ and I’m all ‘Do it! Stick it t’em! Yeah!’” Then he starts laughing. “They’re such idiots!” he claims joyfully. Then he stops, looking blank. “They hate each other?”
How do you feel about being the oldest/only boy in your litter? Is this a good thing or a bad thing?:
“There’s too many sisters,” he says point-blankly. “They’re always bossing me around.” It’s the first logical thing he’s really said this whole time, so it’s a bit of a shock. Then, as if it never happened, he starts rolling with laughter again. “He eats poop!” Obviously that’s the only thing that’s stuck with him through the whole interview.
All About This Guy.
More about you, the player.
Do you have AIM/MSN/whatever?: AIM is kiakruz
Why do you want to join this family?: Because an insane hyena is just sooo full of win!
What kind of plots do you want to see?: I’d love to see someone use Baka shamelessly. He’s easily fooled and a tough little nut, so he’d be useful, if you could keep him focused. Perhaps a jaunt as a (full of fail) robber?
What kind of plots do you NOT want to see?: Nothing comes to mind! Run it past me and I’ll probably agree!
Have you read the rules? Stating yes means that you agree to them.: Yes!
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:06 pm
And total lapse into past tense that one time, sorry sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:24 pm
Entriiieeeesssss heart
They both made me lol. heart
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:58 pm
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
What is your name?: Bakeli
What does it mean?!: It means I'm the son of Bahari and Bekeli. But it sounds more like dad's. Which is bad. But it also sounds like "Bakele" 'cause I'm the son of Bahari and the nephew of Dikeledi.
Your dad is a huge whiner. Your aunt says he ate poop. How does this make you feel?:
He kinda makes me embarrassed to be his son. I mean, it's bad enough to be a son, but him? Echk. Don't get me wrong or anything. He's my dad and I love him. I have to, I think. He likes my other sister better than any of us others, but that's okay I guess. (We make fun of her for it, too)
Do you get along with your oldest sister/heir to your mother's throne?:
She treats me like dirt and pretends I don't exist. Which is better than her being a bossy bully and being mean all the time. I guess...
What will your future occupation be and why? Will you remain a servant, or do you aspire to be a seeker?:
I'd rather be a seeker. I don't wanna grow up eating poop all my life. I wanna make something of myself.
Lions. Thoughts? Feelings?:
Now they eat poop. All the time. They're even stupider than boy hyenas like dad. At least some of us can try and prove ourselves but lions are stupid brutes. I don't like them. Don't tell anyone but the big male ones are kinda scary. (And their hair looks dumb)
Your mom is cool and everything, but who is the greater Queen? Her, or your Aunt Dikeledi? Why?:
I like my mom a lot more and I think she's better, but I think auntie is the better queen BUT DON'T TELL MOM I SAID THAT. And don't tell Aunt Dikeledi 'cause she'll tell mom.
Your cousin Chippy is a seer. How do you feel about this? What does it mean to you?:
She's nice and everything but I wish she had a cooler super power. Like that she could fly or teleport or poop rainbows or something. Or it'd be better if I was a seer.
Your older brother Kepo and your cousin Kele do not get along. When the come together it's like a brilliant explosion of angry stupidity. Whose side are you on? Do you even know why they hate each other?:
Well, I should side with Kepo 'cause he's my brother, but Kele is the best. It's like he's got Adonis DNA. I don't know why Kepo wants to be a princess, either.
How do you feel about being the oldest/only boy in your litter? Is this a good thing or a bad thing?:
I feel good about it because at least I'm not the lowest of the low. I'm kinda the highest of the low. Of this one litter... Not very high. Except there's no other boys to be higher above so... ugh.
All About This Guy.
More about you, the player.
Do you have AIM/MSN/whatever?: aim yis
Why do you want to join this family?: Yeenurs are best. :< Dysfunctional is the best.
What kind of plots do you want to see?: He tries to catch lion slaves and succeeds/fails (more the latter than the former) I'd like to see him get his heart broken
What kind of plots do you NOT want to see?: I don't wanna see him die or leave the clan for any reason. (well, he can't so lol)
Have you read the rules? Stating yes means that you agree to them.: Yes.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:27 pm
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
What is your name?: Kesia
What does it mean?!: ... It means "Favorite" ok!? Ugh. I can't believe Mom let that happen.
Wow, you really look like your dad. Is this good or bad?: It sucks. Everyone thinks I'll eat poop, or be really dumb.
You're Bekeli's favorite. You've heard that he eats poop. He doesn't seem to like any of his kids EXCEPT for you. How do you feel about all this?: As far as I'm concerned Kibibi can have him! He's really annoying! Just because I look like him he won't leave me alone!
What will your future occupation be and why? Pick one of the ranks or heck, even come up with something fresh.: I want to be on the council, maybe as the head of slaves or the harem. I think if I become a seeker and become really really good at it, I'll be next in line for a council seat.
You are approached by your brother Kepo. He wants to play an elaborate trick on your cousin, Kele. Do you participate, or do you decline? Why?: Elaborate? Kepo? Haahahahaha. Heck no. Kepo wouldn't know an elaborate trick if it bit him on the nose. I'd rather not get in trouble over something so stupid. He's such a silly male.
If the throne is the sun, you're like Saturn. Thoughts on this?: Ok, so maybe I'll never be queen, but I will be on the council when I grow up!
Zalika, your oldest sister, doesn't seem to pay much attention to you. Does this bother you? Why?: Yes it does, she'll eventually be a queen and I want to be on the council. If she ignores me constantly how will I ever prove I'm not like Dad?
Sometimes your brothers and sisters make fun of you because you look so much like your failure of a father. Does this bother you? Why?: Of course! Who likes being teased and made fun of? But I'll never let them see how much it bothers me and just try doubly hard to be the exact opposite of that whiner.
In this clan, status is everything to mostly everyone. Is it important to you?: Yes, I will be on the council one day.
All About This Guy.
More about you, the player.
Do you have AIM/MSN/whatever?: bringontheshiny(aim) shinyobsessed(msn)
Why do you want to join this family?: Because the disfunction is highly amusing.
What kind of plots do you want to see?: She really wants to prove that just because she looks like her father, she is the farthest from. She's ambitious so she wants to make valuable allies. I'd like to see some sibling teasing and rivalry. Oh, and definitely interactions with daddy.
What kind of plots do you NOT want to see?: pretty open to anything.
Have you read the rules? Stating yes means that you agree to them.: yes
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:20 pm
Oh my god I love you guys so hard.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:01 pm
I'd enter but... I already own Kero... so I can't be greedy. xd *sits on hands and watches the entries instead*~ Good luck everyone!
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:18 pm
Lord willing, Dragon Age will give up my soul and I won't have too much homework over the next few days so I can actually do something. This family makes me lol so very, very hard.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:29 pm
*uses evil psychic powers on Toro to force her to enter* twisted
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:00 pm
Yes Lite! Join us in entering!
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:08 pm
Closed for sekrit editing.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:16 pm
For whatever reason I kept thinking about Sir Mix-A-Lot while reading your entry.
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