WHYYYYYY

[Lieutenant Turel]

...the father? Of... *pauses* It's you RPK. Believe it or not, it's you.  

[Reaver Of Souls Raziel]

Aw, I missed the Easter Thread? =w=a

I really need to check up on things here more often *but first sleep*  

[ArkRaptor]

Lieutenant Turel

...the father? Of... *pauses* It's you RPK. Believe it or not, it's you.

What!? But I haven't- ohhhh wait,
there was that one time I was a hapry-esque thing.

Well, uh, congrazzles, Turel! You're soon to be the proud mother
of pastel coloured Night Flutters!

On the upside, since they're eggs, you won't have to
go through all that Raziel did. 8D

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Red Pyramid Kitty

Well, uh, congrazzles, Turel! You're soon to be the proud mother
of pastel coloured Night Flutters!

Words cannot describe my horror.  

[ArkRaptor]

Lieutenant Turel

Red Pyramid Kitty

Well, uh, congrazzles, Turel! You're soon to be the proud mother
of pastel coloured Night Flutters!

Words cannot describe my horror.

BUT THEY'RE SO CUUUTE.

 

[Samt03]

Kitty's new slogan: RPK impregnating one Legacy of Kain mule at a time?  

[ArkRaptor]

Samt03

Kitty's new slogan: RPK impregnating one Legacy of Kain mule at a time?

Not gonna lie; I busted out laughing irl at that.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Samt03

Kitty's new slogan: RPK impregnating one Legacy of Kain mule at a time?

Well, Rahab's dating Raziel (Sarafina's Raz) so I don't see that happening. Dumah is obsessed with GLaDOS. And I don't know about the youngest two.

But do keep her away from my brothers.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

:3 REL RAPE! REL BABIES.

Damn. Yo' babies gon' be uuuuugly Rel. XD Jk jk.

At least Rosie's cute. >>  

[Lieutenant Turel]

MY BABIES WILL LOOK PRETTIER THAN YOURS DID  

[Kain Balance Guardian]

Red Pyramid Kitty

Not gonna lie; I busted out laughing irl at that.

rofl So I heard you turned my son into the Cadbury bunny. rofl  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Lieutenant Turel

MY BABIES WILL LOOK PRETTIER THAN YOURS DID

Your angry exclamation has no effect. For I am not raising those 'things', they are not mine, and they belong to Scrab.

Technically they are Scrabs 'kids'.

I have my misfits. My children. :3

*hugs Sulli, Merri, and Pianoface*

Merrival: ^O^ REE (Whee!)

Sullivan: .__. *hugs Hatter*

Pianoface: 8D YAY! We are loved!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I also never abandon my children, whether I wanted them originally or not.  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You know you're lucky I didn't abort them. I was gonna be all for it. Those little ******** aren't mine they are Scrabs.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Aren't you a foster parents for oddly looking, rejected creatures? And you rejected oddly looking creatures? Not only that but many of the misfits were not wanted in the first place by their original owners. So you, who takes in abandoned, strange creatures that were despised by the original owners have done that very same thing to your squiddles.

You're a hypocrite Hatter. That's horrid.