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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:33 am
It just Makes it worst.*Kaboom* How did the banana save the world?
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:22 am
The villain was fatally allergic to it.
Can cows really jump over the moon?
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:29 am
X-tailerr-X The villain was fatally allergic to it. Can cows really jump over the moon? Then all the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee... Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:52 am
No, it got better biggrin
How do you cure your cold?
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:17 pm
Shoot the patient with medicine-coated shotgun bullets.
What's the easiest way to make a girl fall in love with you?
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:25 am
Tooth paste
How do you travel to the Moon?
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:22 pm
In a cardboard box. What day is 55 days after Halloween?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:17 pm
It is the day your mother and I copulated in the elevator. The day we made YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!
If your body was covered in spikes and you were jumping into a pile of inflated dolls, how much time would it take to pop them all?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:51 pm
50 years Why are tacos called tacos?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:26 pm
Because the name oreos was already taken
What is the Capitol of Keplar 22b?
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:58 pm
That would be Parlecks, my dear.
What is the difference between a duck?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:54 am
its personality in the field
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:00 pm
Random random random. Where has my dog went?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:14 pm
to the mall why does time continue to flow?
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