What if you were an Nintendo Super Villain?

[Rei Kuroniko]

Roar Blue Dragon

1. Invest in real estate. Preferably really old buildings far from each other. Chances are one is at the bottom of a lake or in a volcano, chances are they are cheap. Remember location determines price.
2. Get a bunch of minions, but only after learning their weaknesses. Hire only ones whose weakness is tied to an item or series of items.
3. Place minions in real estate locations. Save for those who are bottom-of-the-barrel-with-nothing-to-lose, they were a bargain so put them everywhere.
4. Have map of every real estate location drawn and all minion's items of weakness found.
5. Place map in chest located near entrance, place Minion's item of weakness in chest roughly half-way through area they are located.
6. Watch as minions are slowly picked off one by one.
7. Realize how stupid of a plan this all was. Swear to sell dungeons and hire better help if I survive.
8. Fight rival in dramatic battle with everything-or-nothing in mind, but only after allowing him to gain item or weapon I'm weak against. Might need to kidnap girlfriend to force battle.
9. Lose battle against Rival. Swear revenge and retreat or fake death.
10. Appear in sequel. Deny previous failure.
11. Repeat above steps.
12. Become popular villain, keep returning in series with same basic strategy. Begin charging Nintendo to use likeness in game.

There, a 12 step program for my Super Villain life.

I approve this plan. XD  

[Roar Blue Dragon]

Rei Kuroniko

Thank you. I went really into detail on my failure there.

Yeah, seems like me and Meep were the only ones content in knowing they fail. I'm Ganon/Ganondorf and he's MetaKnight though. Still we get to be popular and appear in the sequels so yeah that is a plus.  

[Rei Kuroniko]

Roar Blue Dragon

I'm like Shadow, I have a General plan, but then another villain pisses me off and I join the otherside until the next master plan. I guess I'm a sort of Villain by Association. XD  

[jillian770]

meep12345

jillian770

meep12345

If I were a Nintendo Super Villain... If I were... cat_rolleyes

...Oh! cat_blaugh

I'd build a really, really, really big, kind of impractical, aircraft and proceed to fly over a dreamy place that is full of, supposed, lazy people living in peace that I wish to conquer (only to be later defeated by a pepto-bismal coloured vacuum shaped like a cute lil' marshmellow)... cat_4laugh

Oh wait, thats not very villainy... cat_eek
...Especially if I already know how it will end... cat_sweatdrop

Lol wut? xd

lol, I was describing MetaKnight, and what he did, in the Revenge of MetaKnight, one of the games part of Kirby Superstar and the remake, Kirby Superstar Ultra cat_lol

Ohhhh. xp  

[Roar Blue Dragon]

meep12345

I guess this only goes to show that, for some, it is in the failure, not the success, that we find our villain-y inspirations emotion_kirakira

emotion_kirakira So true. Besides we fail in really cool ways.  

[kefkadragon]

Destroy The world except for the six people who can kill me and kill a girls grandfather making her attempt suicide (saddest moment in a game) then create a giant tower with a similar structure to Dante's inferno and ascend to be the god of magic. Then destroy all of existence. Mwuahahahahahahahahahaha

That or spout the funniest things ever while kidnapping peach and making bowser eat the Mario bros. (I'm evil twisted )  

[jillian770]

meep12345

Roar Blue Dragon

meep12345

I guess this only goes to show that, for some, it is in the failure, not the success, that we find our villain-y inspirations emotion_kirakira

emotion_kirakira So true. Besides we fail in really cool ways.

Yes, yes we do~ emotion_dealwithit

lol. They make them lose , so epic-ly  

[Alchemator]

I would wear a cape wink
seriously though, I would.
my sinister aims would inadvertently be good because i think id rid the people of the world who are parasites, of the ability to procreate. then the world would be filled with children who were wanted and loved and taken care of properly.
Id call myself vashyrectomy boy  

[jillian770]

Alchemator

I would wear a cape wink
seriously though, I would.
my sinister aims would inadvertently be good because i think id rid the people of the world who are parasites, of the ability to procreate. then the world would be filled with children who were wanted and loved and taken care of properly.
Id call myself vashyrectomy boy

Yeah xd  

[Arbalesk]

If I was a Nintendo supervillain, I would probably think up a failing plan, and drag it out. As that plan finally fails, an even worse villain will use the dead remains of my plan, eclipse my villainous character, and successfully create a threat to the entirety of whatever it is he is trying to destroy. Then, I would join the hero's side for the final battle for a plot twist.  

[Ultra Kitty Girl]

Try to destroy the world and remake it to be a 'better' world. Better as in what I see fit, anyway. Acquire rival, and start attacking them. Attack lightly at first but progress to where it will eventually lead to a full out death match. I lose, but end up surviving. Go into hiding and study rival's strengths and weaknesses. Rise up again, change tactics. Repeat.  

[Pseudoyoyomi]

If I were a villain what would I do...hmmm... Well for starters I would be cutest villain ever.So cute in fact it would be hard to believe that I was so evil.lol

Then I guess I would do the same thing we try to do every night Pinky...Try to take over the world.