Crix Madine Facts

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine's skin cells are powerful enough to create supernovas.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix doesnt use the Force. He is the Force.  

[Nelowulf]

((Kinda stole that one, didn't ya?))

Tatooine isn't a desert because it lacks rain; Crix Madine hasn't worked a sweat up there yet.  

[Sol Walker]

((holy spit! sorry Nelo. sweatdrop Didn't realize.))
Blasters don't kill people. Crix does.  

[Zeke Ren]

The Empire used one of Crix Madine's beard hairs as a powersource for the death star.  

[Nelowulf]

Kamino's thunderstorms aren't caused by atmospheric magnetism; its caused by Crix giving a hearty clap.  

[Kamikazi Armada]

((this is SO guna suck, but i have to say it..cant..contain self..))

Crix Madine, Hes whats for dinner  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine's Hand is the only hand that can beat an Idiot's Array.  

[Nelowulf]

Hurricanes aren't weather phenomena; Its just a Crix Madine sneeze.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine's only son was Anakin Skywalker.  

[Sol Walker]

Not entirely true. He also fathered Luke and Leia.  

[Kamikazi Armada]

Cale Darksun

Not entirely true. He also fathered Luke and Leia.

O_o...how would that work out...

Crix Madine needs no lightsaber, a wave of his arm can kill entire ranks of stormies  

[Nelowulf]

People aren't afraid of a droid losing, and that's because droids don't eat the victor's hearts after losing dejarik like Crix does.  

[Kamikazi Armada]

And Crix Madine only loses Dejarik if hes hungry  

[Sol Walker]

Mace didn't make palpantine ugly. Crix Madine Roundhouse kicked the old man in the face.