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jocef_XP

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:44 pm
Ikonik Angel
Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ


I suppose I shall post a translation for those of you who cannot understand.

Jesus fullfills me.
I want to swallow him like that whale and Moses.
Discuss.
Whose Gods' searching fingers can satisfy in(?) our souls?
P.S. Are the mods atheists?
They always delete my born again Christian topics.
I want to inject you with my seed of love.
For what? You Satan bish!
It means Jesus took out my [I can't make heads nor tails of this bit] balls.

This is just disturbing...in more ways than one.


Woah, the lack of proper grammar hurts my brain. 3nodding  
PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:27 pm
yea, I know  

Kavuu


KiraLight

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:14 pm
Ikonik Angel
Quote:
JUZUZ FULLFILLZ MI

I WANT 2 SWALLO HIM LIEK DAT WALE N MOSES 4laugh 4laugh blaugh

DUSCUZZ

HOS GHODS SERCHIN FINGURRZ CAN SATISFI N OUR SOLEZ redface smile heart blaugh rofl

ps. r the mods athestz?

dai alwaiz delete mi bron agen kristen topikzs crying crying crying

WANNA INJECT U WIT MI SEED OF LUV!

4 WUT?
U SATAN BISH!

IT MEEENS JEZUZ TOOK OUT BOT MI I BALLZ


I suppose I shall post a translation for those of you who cannot understand.

Jesus fullfills me.
I want to swallow him like that whale and Moses.
Discuss.
Whose Gods' searching fingers can satisfy in(?) our souls?
P.S. Are the mods atheists?
They always delete my born again Christian topics.
I want to inject you with my seed of love.
For what? You Satan bish!
It means Jesus took out my [I can't make heads nor tails of this bit] balls.

This is just disturbing...in more ways than one.
haha thanks! I only understood like 4 words of that  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:28 pm
I am a Muslim and that insults me oh so very much!!!!!!!!  

Archdemonessa


Jolly Rotten

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:11 am
Oh my god.. That almost made me cry.. What is wrong with people?  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:09 am
Oh, Goddess, that scares me.....  

[River]


Jill_Frost

Greedy Gaian

PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:29 am
Sadly enough, he didn't even get the biblical reference correct. Jonah was swallowed by the whale, not Moses. Moses spoke with the burning bush and parted the Red Sea (as well as many other marvelous deeds, if you believe that sort of thing), and lived many years before Jonah did.  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:23 am
Illiterate and uninformed. Someone please stop these people from breeding! gonk  

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Sarcastic Prophet

PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:10 pm
*shoots herself*

X_X

I feel like dying. Is this the future of literacy? Or lack, thereof?

I've never felt so Catholic in my life. I felt God's presence just now, and he's consoling me. Reminding me constantly that he protects me from all evil demons; including whoever made that post.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:03 am
Damnit! Why is it so hard to type correctly?

For me, it takes me about 3 times the amount of time to try text talk...  

Zealot of Insanity


KuraiKitty

PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:37 am
...I'd have to agree, metalmalzan. It's so much harder to type illiterately than properly! o.o

...I sure hope that this isn't the future of literacy. Whoever wrote that abomination of a post needs to win the Darwin Award, and never spread his genes. It'll do our entire species a favor. v.v

Trying to read that hurt me. Receiving the translation for it and reading the wretchedness for myself makes me wonder whether or not he had any idea what he wrote, or how offensive it truly is.  
PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:01 pm
I believe the last line is
It means Jesus took out both of my balls.  

KiraLight


Transiberian Orchestra

PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:10 pm
I don't have my glasses on, and I'm literate.
I UNDERSTOOD THAT FULLY. D:
 
PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:20 am
JESUS CHRIST!

I can normally read l33t extremely well, but damn! I had to read that several times and still couldn't fully understand it. Good job the mods are deleting her stupidity though.
 

P-Nutty


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:37 am
Thank you god for creating Guardian angels! Mine is holding me in her wings and trying to keep me from crying very, very hard.  
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