misheard lyrics

[Powder Water]

Real Lyrics : "nothing more than collateral damage"
Lyrics I heard: "nothing more than collateral, damn eggs!"

D:

And just friends/best friends on Dark Alley.  

[doctamickaaaaaay]

Rice On Toast

Down down in a luleelurah.. hahah.

My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon.
It was: Peel back your skin
I heard: Pubic your skin

rofl

rofl  

[Purdey]

ooo i have another one...
nobay puts baby in a corner

my lyrics: i hide behind these prevalige makes me live better everyday
real lyrics: the hand behind the pen reveals faiure everday

its doesnt even fit in... but i made it lol  

[+~ s h e e p i e ~+]

ArtisticSoul_85

As for the lyrics in Saturday which I had trouble with too are:
"Pete and I attacked the laws of Astoria* with promise and precision". I searched it on plyrics.com.

Explanation on plyrics:
[* In the CD booklet this line goes as
"Pete and I said goodbye to Astoria"
but in the actual song it sounds nothing like this]

Yep. That's right.
But..for some reason, to me it sounded like they were saying "Pete and I attacked the 'last' Astoria with promise & precission"
And I kept getting confused after that. LOL lol  

[Rice On Toast]

The W/Top of you thing does make sense..
Top o' you
Dob-o-yoo. hahah. Never mind.  

[AdorableDisorder]

i feel special, my first topic made 2 pages!

lol<3
i haven't been on for awhile though... *thinks of a new topic to feel luffed*  

[[RaBid.PoP~TaRt]]

Ok, this one isn't mine, but it happened to my friend...

Really--"The hand behind this pen relives a failure everey day"**
She heard--"My one and only value is to bang her every day"


**I think thats right, I haven't looked at the lyrics in a while and I'm too lazy to go get them. Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[D E A D]

I don't remember names of songs that I sing lyrics too unless I'm listening to the CD, but this is what I thought...

Me - Miss the sidewalk, flip me over
Is - This is sode one, flip me over

And again -

Me - Something something, it's so fitting of the way you are
Is - So douse yourself in cheap perfume, it's so fitting of the way you are

And I've done it many other times, I just like those ones.  

[D E A D]

[RaBid.PoP~TaRt]

Ok, this one isn't mine, but it happened to my friend...

Really--"The hand behind this pen relives a failure everey day"**
She heard--"My one and only value is to bang her every day"


**I think thats right, I haven't looked at the lyrics in a while and I'm too lazy to go get them. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Oh, for the record, that friend is me. So I left that one out.  

[samxcore]

i know this one is realllllllllyyyy stupid
honorable mention
i heard: but i imitate your face.
really it was: but id never change a thing
xp redface
he says it kinda funny.
i love it anyway. how he says everything  

[~Lil_Coco~]

I have no idea how, but in the song 'Saturday'I heard:

"Pete and I attacked your wife something something with promise and precision."

Real Lyrics: "Pete and I attacked Astoria with promise and precision."

...yes, I hear alot of weird things.  

[Mrs Joe Trohman]

When we first heard Sugar, were going down my friend thought it was this:

Real lyrics: A loaded god complex c**k it and pull it

She heard: A loonie gone codplax crocken and pullen  

[Mrs Joe Trohman]

And like everyone else in the song 'Saturday' I heard:

"Pete and I attacked the laws of story up with promers and precision"  

[Raven Halliwell]

i know i'v e got words wrong god know how many times but cant think of any at the moment.  

[GigaCami]

okay so I thought, "I keep telling myself I keep telling myself I'm not the desperate type" was
"Got kicked out of myself, Got kicked out of myself, I'm not the desperate type!"

And from My heart is the worst kind of weapon, "Spent most of last night dragging this lake,"
First I thought it was, "dragging this LEG", but that made no sence, so then I thought it was "Digging this grave," which made a lot more sence, and when I read the real lyrics I thought mine was better so I sing it like that now and when I meet Patrick I'm going to tell him to change it my way.
and "Nothing more than collateral damage,"
"Nothing more than cars at a raw-down match." sweatdrop whee