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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:15 pm
Why did the clock buy a plane ticket?

Time just wanted to fly!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:05 am
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?



Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!  

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:29 am
Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"  
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:13 pm
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"

emotion_awesome  

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:11 pm
Guy 1: [actor] has died!

Guy 2: it was from drugs.


Guy 1: but they say his head was chopped off?!

Guy 2: which he would not of done if he hadn't been taking drugs.

Guy 1: well surely if we tested the body----

Guy 2: cremated already. No body left

Guy 1:..........

Yep, drugs. What ever was i thinking?

Guy 2: i don't know but it wasn't anything good. Lets get you to rehab before you talk crazy again
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:06 am
These are all terrible gonk

There was a man who entered a local pun contest. He devised ten puns, each one wittier than the last, in the hopes that at least one of them would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.  


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:12 pm
Sincerely Metalhead
Funkyblueeyes
Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"

emotion_awesome

Eyyyyyyyyyy  
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:08 pm
Knock knock.  

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:55 pm
Sincerely Metalhead
Knock knock.
who's there!? eek  
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:35 pm
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Knock knock.
who's there!? eek

Nobody.  

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:08 pm
Sincerely Metalhead
Xenar1
Sincerely Metalhead
Knock knock.
who's there!? eek

Nobody.
Nobody who?  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:51 pm
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Sincerely Metalhead
Xenar1
Sincerely Metalhead
Knock knock.
who's there!? eek

Nobody.
Nobody who?

...  

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:31 pm
Sincerely Metalhead
Xenar1
Sincerely Metalhead
Xenar1
Sincerely Metalhead
Knock knock.
who's there!? eek

Nobody.
Nobody who?

...
oh come on! I followed the script. You capitalized Nobody, you could have made an awesome pun with my name :p  
PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:45 pm
Xenar1
Sincerely Metalhead
Xenar1
Sincerely Metalhead
Xenar1
Sincerely Metalhead
Knock knock.
who's there!? eek

Nobody.
Nobody who?

...
oh come on! I followed the script. You capitalized Nobody, you could have made an awesome pun with my name :p

This one is just flying over your head, isn't it? xd  

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:02 pm
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