the worst pick up line in the universe

[Beautiful Grotesque]

I had an american guy say to me, "Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?" I just walked away. talk2hand

 

[scruffy012]

the most random one that i saw one of my m ates do at a party and worked

"hey wanna ********?"  

[Corbin DeSeer]

"I wanna be on you."

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

"Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me."

"Do you want to see something swell?"

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?" (It dosn't work...Atleast not for me. xP )

"So, you're a girl huh?"  

[WellzY]

Corbin DeSeer

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

rofl

I love that one.  

[EmWah]

Corbin DeSeer

"Do you want to see something swell?"

God damn.
I wish I was a boy just so I could say that.  

[thegreatvincenzo]

mate the scunners serenaid beat all of this into the ground in crapness.

but the results are oh so right.  

[nrasjaa]

hehe i love this!! xd
wanna come over to mah house to do a biology prac??



i think streek makes up the best pick up lines, oh mah god its so funny, here some ones i can remember:

i have a change the world band, cuz i can change the world!! you can change the world!! how about i change your world!! wink

we dont need presents; we just need your presence (sweet but it is kinda corny)

i have a Mercedes!!

and our personal favourite:
is that a mirror in your pants or can i see mah self in em?? xd

and i wonder why he's single ninja heart  

[WarriorShadow]

"Im coming to town and im sleeping in your bed"  

[Delithraldur]

I'm not here. No really, I'm not here. Just passing through.

"I'm going to bed, wanna join me?"  

[EmWah]

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.  

[nrasjaa]

hi we're going extinct; maybe we should try and repopulate our species


that's from ice age 2 xd i loved it!! im gonna try it out when i go out tonight!! xd xd  

[Emilikah]

lol you should try it.
I like the cab one, it might work with the right peoples.  

[nrasjaa]

Emilikah

what computer/console games do ya play?

then.....

Emilikah

do you have a significant other? (gf etc)

they were directed to rhi!! eek she is hittin on our poor little baybe rhi rhi!! surprised  

[Emilikah]

nuuuu I'm not crying I ish married! I wouldn't do that, honest whee I just like video games sweatdrop and chocolate sweatdrop and.. and... GAIA!!! gonk  

[WarriorShadow]

<_<

Girls are strangely attracted to me.

It's very strange.

Married or not. If i set my sights on a girl.....haha...

*returns to stroking his Ego*