Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Acerbus nox noctis]

Luri is actually holding her kitty hostage. Her demands: 500 boxes of *gasp* pickle flavor pudding!  

[Kitsoru]

Lita is the femme Zorro!!! *gasp*  

[Veruniel]

Kitsoru is Zorro's sidekick... and kicks serious butt. biggrin  

[Kitsoru]

Verunial is a hot pocket taking on a human form!!!  

[Veruniel]

Kitsoru likes chili peppers in her pop tarts! eek  

[Kitsoru]

Verunial's Mochi puppy is really a spy for the Russian mafia eek  

[Veruniel]

Kitsoru sells Raspberry Stoli on the black market!  

[Kitsoru]

Verunial's name is Inuit for 'Liar Liar Pants on Fire' talk2hand
rofl  

[Veruniel]

Kitsoru hangs upside down like a bat when she sleeps.  

[Kitsoru]

Verunial is my ho! scream
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I'll calm down now... ._.  

[Veruniel]

but Kitsoru isn't a ho. She's a high-class geisha!  

[Kitsoru]

Verunial made me burn down an orphenage twisted  

[Veruniel]

The lady above me really does have faerie wings.  

[Kitsoru]

Verunial ate my faerie wings ;_; and now I can't fly crying  

[lurichan]

Becca is secretly the easter bunny.